Just did my first M & M!

I'm a long time klismaphile but I've never had a milk and molasses enema before. I had a few hours between obligations and was feeling horny. I don't really have a reason for today being the day other than "why not?" I guess. I wanted to get off, wanted to use an enema to do it and kind of wanted to hurt for a while. Stopped by the store, got some 2% and blackstrap molasses, came home and did a quart of plain water to prep.

I attached my hose to a syringe because the bag felt like kind of a hassle. Heated about 16oz milk to 110° and poured it in the syringe. After it flowed in I took about 2oz of molasses and mixed in a few ounces of hot water so it would melt and flow easier. Poured that it too and waited for the insane cramps that.... never came.

Reading back through old posts on here now I know I should have used more molasses. But I sat expectantly waiting for the gut-twisting pain I'd heard about and felt pretty much nothing. A little minor bubbling but that's it. Eventually I decided to add another 16oz of milk, making it cold to promote cramping but even that did nothing.

I ended up releasing and doing a 2 quart soapy one and a 2 quart cold rinse to get off on. I was starting to feel some gas bubbling up but nothing major. Over the last 6 hours or so I've definitely had some intense gas, I know not to do this before an event or something, but still not what I was looking for exactly. I'll have to try it at least one more time with the half and half ratio and see how that feels but overall it seems like possibly not my thing lol.

And do no prep before! The molasses react with the bacteria in the feces!

You need to use a 50-50 mix of WHOLE milk and molasses. 8 oz of each. The molasses reacts with the sugars in the milk (not feces). Whol milk works best. You shouldn't have been able to hold it more than a few min, with results lasting up to 2 hr. It should be injected very fast

As mentioned, do not prep. Do mix 50/50. Make the mixture slightly uncomfortably warm to the touch. Best results come from administering with a colon tube of at least 18" (50 cm). If you have never used a colon tube, get help from an experienced person; a mistake could mean a trip to the ER. Plan this for a day's activity, and plan to enjoy the most painful but thoroughly cleansing enema you've ever had! It will absolutely blast the poop out of you. I recommend a large salt and soda rinse after your second or third BM, as that will stop the continued need to dump. Please let us know how you fare!

You need to use a 50-50 mix of WHOLE milk and molasses. 8 oz of each. The molasses reacts with the sugars in the milk (not feces). Whol milk works best. You shouldn't have been able to hold it more than a few min, with results lasting up to 2 hr. It should be injected very fast

Not so. The sugars are in the molasses—it contains up to 70% assorted sugars. The amount of sugar in milk—around 5% lactose—is negligible in comparison. The sugars feed the bacteria in the colon, resulting in generation of gases which distend the colon, and short-chain fatty acids which irritate it. The concentrated sugar solution will also cause water to leak into the colon by osmosis, increasing the volume of the contents. I do not understand the insistence on milk, which plays no identifiable role in the process. Water works as well and is cheaper and less messy to prepare.