3-holes, no waiting

Just thinking how lucky gals are having three opening for sexual adventure and pleasure. Anyway, way back when, a local barber shop had a sign "3 barbers, no waiting" so that's what sparked my thought... Kind of silly, but fantasizing about meeting a gal who offers the choice...

Just thinking how lucky gals are having three opening for sexual adventure and pleasure.

True about the three holes. But men have two holes which is almost as good and then a totally different kind of sexual device for penetration. Something the ladies don't have.

I dare not voice an opinion on which gender comes out ahead.

3 holes No waiting ? Alex can I have mini golf for $1000

This reminds me of one of my old girlfriends. She used to get naked, spread out on the bed and say "pick a hole".

Agracier said,

True about the three holes. But men have two holes which is almost as good and then a totally different kind of sexual device for penetration. Something the ladies don't have.

I dare not voice an opinion on which gender comes out ahead.

Yes a tough call because both sexes have pluses and minuses. Most guys can cum easily maybe too easily while women have a harder time achieving an orgasm but then some are multi-orgasmic which more than makes up for the effort to have that first orgasm.

The one common sex act that both men and women can experience is anal penetration. Yes, the internal anatomy is different but there are a lot of commonalities in how our anuses and rectums are structured and wired for nerves. I know anal penetration is not desired by everybody, but it is a pleasure center for both men and women.

So with regard to that "hole" it's a tie ball game between men and women.

@MrBud This reminds me of one of my old girlfriends. She used to get naked, spread out on the bed and say "pick a hole".

That would have finished me on the spot! Lucky fellow! Thought comes to mind of asking for a sampler 😄😈

My goodness, here women are actually compared to a supermarket where several checkouts are opened so that customers don't have to wait so long. I just hope that the whole thing is meant as a joke, because a person is not a casino where you can just take what you want.

Not meant to offend; just a horny and silly thought that crossed my mind about a hot gal offering choice..

As a female, I think this is hysterical. I totally enjoy having my "three holes filled". To be clear, oral, anal, vaginal, (NOT urethra!).

My bucket list is to have all three holes filled at the same time.

As a female, I think this is hysterical. I totally enjoy having my "three holes filled". To be clear, oral, anal, vaginal, (NOT urethra!).

My bucket list is to have all three holes filled at the same time.

You go girl! Why be limited to just one!

For us guys we love it- all three yes, yes, yes, yes. Maybe a premature ejaculation when offered such a choice LOL

Girls just want to have fun and so do the guys!

This reminds me of one of my old girlfriends. She used to get naked, spread out on the bed and say "pick a hole".

I have an ex-wife who used to pull that stunt all the time. She was the kinky one . . . darn how I miss her!

She was the kinky one . . . darn how I miss her!

Whose fault is that?

Whose fault is that?

Hers! I was in the Navy at the time, came back from a 6-month cruise, she was shacked up with another guy that dumped her after we divorced!

Agracier said, Yes a tough call because both sexes have pluses and minuses. Most guys can cum easily maybe too easily while women have a harder time achieving an orgasm but then some are multi-orgasmic which more than makes up for the effort to have that first orgasm.

There's infinite variety on the sexual spectrum, eh? i love discussions like this because they can examine and question the status quo.

i'm a total bottom gay guy with three holes if You count my urethra, though i perceive my anus as my primary sex organ and it has been as far back as i became aware of it (about 7 years old).

i'm a "guy," i don't identify as transgender, but sexually i'm totally penetrative, never a penetrator. Yeah, i can cum having my penis stimulated, and it does feel good to me physically, but it starts getting more complicated if my psychosexual wiring is considered. The simplified version (since culture doesn't offer common examples) is my penis is more like a woman's clitoris than it is a Mans cock. Just like a woman can get pleasure from her clitoris, it is not a penetrative organ like a cock is.

my only experience with a clitoris was extensive (married to a woman 31 years). i learned early on how to use my wife's clitoris to bring her to orgasms. One thing i experienced with her was she did not like to orgasm from strictly clitoral stimulation. When she started to climax that way, she'd literally beg me to penetrate her, or she'd grab me an shove me inside of her. She wanted to climax being penetrated. After i divorced and have lived as a total bottom gay guy, i've come to realize how similar we were.

i've been with Men who 'get it'. Really, it's usually built into their wiring, i.e., they are not accommodating me, they are just being Tops and do not see me as having a "cock" like they have. They may not put it that way, but that's what they feel and want, and it alines well with who and how i am. They treat me sort of like i have a clitoris. my best chemistry is with Men who may like to touch and stimulate my penis, but not because they ever want penetration OR because they want me to cum that way. They stimulate it to feed and nurture my craving for Their Cock and penetration.

Can i cum being penetrated? YES, and it's mind blowing. The way i am wired psychosexually, i'd rather be with a Man Who only wants me to cum from/when i am being penetrated, my penis is just secondary to enhance my need/desire for His Cock, not my penis. i know, i'm probably pretty different as a guy, but the orgasm i crave is the one i get from the Man Who penetrates and puts His orgasm inside of me.

In that way, i am similar to a woman who has a harder time achieving orgasm... but maybe unlike a woman? i like that. i do not mind going without my own physical orgasm because i crave the one a Man puts in me more, and Him owning and controlling my orgasm is all connected to that. It can be a very involved relationship, but when it's mutual? Amazing.

Don't limit it to three.

1. First guy lies on bed on his back. She lies on her back on top of him taking his cock in her ass.

2. Second guy kneels between her legs and enters her vagina.

3. Third guy stands on floor and sticks his cock in her mouth as she tilts her head back over edge of bed. First guy should be short in stature.

4 & 5. Fourth and fifth guys stand to either side of third while she jacks both of them off with her hands.

6. Sixth straddles her abdomen while holding her tits and thrusting his cock between them.

7. Seventh guy kneels behind second and holds her feet while thrusting his cock between them. She should have long legs.

I'm probably missing someone.