Like many others here growing up in the US in the 60s and 70s, I had my temperature taken rectally until the age of about 6. Transitioning to oral temperatures was something of a rite of passage, a confirmation that you were old enough not to have to get it taken like a baby. In that sense, most kids welcomed the change. I’m pretty sure that my four older siblings and my friends did.
I was different, though. By the age of 6, I had already began to notice strangely pleasant sensations from having the rectal thermometer inserted. And apart from the physical aspect, temperature taking represented a rare moment of intimacy with my mother, who always seemed to be frazzled from the day-to-day business of raising a large brood of kids. That was especially true when she did it with me over her lap.
As a result, when time came for my own “transition”, I was already fairly ill-disposed toward the whole idea. But on top of that, the new type of glass thermometer, with its pointy bulb, felt more than a little uncomfortable as it jammed against the underside of my tongue. I could also taste (or sensed that I tasted) the alcohol that had been used to clean it. Overall, it was an unpleasant, almost traumatic, experience.
So I resisted. At first, I just said flat-out that I didn’t want to have my temperature taken in my mouth. But Mom insisted, and it was oral from that point forward. I soon realised that there was something shameful about wanting it the “baby way”, but I couldn’t suppress the desire. I started playing with the plastic thermometer from my toy doctor set in what I guess was a precursor to masturbation.
Over the next few years (taking my cue from health care guides perused surreptitiously at the bookstore), I developed various ruses to try to get either my mother or a nurse to use the rectal thermometer: drinking iced water, coughing, complaining of nausea. Alas, nothing worked, at least until a memorable situation (recounted in other posts here on Zity) when I was somewhere between 11 and 13.