Vitals taken before a massage.

Got a 1 1/2hr lymphatic massage about 3 hours ago. I asked the therapist to check my BP ( have a machine) which she did. Then I asked her to take my temperature. Thermometer already shaken down was in the Vaseline. To my amazement she did! Put me face down on her table, slipped a cushion under me raising my hips, then she quickly lowered my briefs, spread my cheeks and inserted the thermometer ( my red flash) for a full five minutes!

Now THAT'S full service!

I really expected on asking to have my temperature taken ( the thermometer was sitting in the Vaseline- definitely for rectal use) she would have definitely said no to my request. Instead she removed it, wiped it off, shook it down, read it, re-lubricated it and told me to lay face down on the massage table. I spent the next five minutes having my rectal temperature taken.

As she inserted the thermometer she remarked that this way to take a body temperature was the most reliable.

Yes, I was surprised she took it rectally but thankful she did.

Once I went to a massage place. I was fully nude on the table and the masseur was massaging me nicely. Then I turned on my side and brought my knees up to expose my ass globes. I don't think the masseur spoke any English. I picked up my rectal thermometer and pointed it to my ass. He knew what I wanted him to do with it and he kindly obliged!

This would be awesome. I have never had a massage therapist take any vitals pre or post massage.

A few years ago I experienced a “medical check” before a massage. Unexpected, a bit weird, but looking back it was most interesting. Massage office was worried about law enforcement looking for inappropriate activities. Upon checking in at the front desk I was told of the requirement of a quick check to make certain to verify my need for shoulder and lower back work. The female chiropractor told me to get undressed and coverup with a towel and then proceeded to examine envy inch of my body and left a paper record of her findings, including a DRE. Afterwards I enjoyed a great legit exam.

Re: chiropractors I heard a time or two that enemas were sometimes given by them to their clients/ patients. Just something I heard, so I can’t say for certain.