My wife and I like to put up vegetables during the Spring and Summer. Several of the vegetables we grow are hot peppers, jalapeno and cayenne. We use these vegetables in homemade soups, rotel tomatoes, and spicy green beans. Of course, when you put hot peppers into these before mentioned items, you have to cut them up and put them into the mixtures. Even if you wash your hands, the hot juices of these hot peppers will remain on one's fingers.
I remember one time, my wife decided I needed an enema immediately after we put up 12 quarts of rotel tomatoes. So, myself and her went into bathroom where she helped me prepare my enema. After the two bags were full of hot water, salt and ivory soap, my wife put some Vick's Vapor Rub onto both douche nozzles and then put some onto my rectal opening. In fact, she took some of the Vapor Rub and lubed not only the outside of the opening, but also slipped the finger into my rectum and then decided to rub some onto my scrotum.
At first, the feeling was one of coolness, but then I began to feel the warmth of the Vick's. But, it didn't stop there. The remains of the hot pepper's chemical that remained on her fingers made itself known. Pain! Even when she tried to wash the stuff off my balls, the burning continued. Being a semi-chemist, I told her to go into the kitchen and get some milk and rub that onto my balls. The milk helped.
I remember when I was a child, my Mom and Dad grew hot peppers in their garden. Dad loved to eat a pepper or two with his meals. I tried to imitate Dad by eating one myself. Well, my tongue and esophagus became irritated. I grabbed the water that I had to drink and began to gulp it down. Wrong! It was like putting gasoline onto a fire... It intensified the burn. Mom went to the kitchen and got me some milk, which I tried and sure enough the burning eased.
Summary: If you put up vegetables that contain hot peppers and you are an enema fan like I am. DO NOT MESS WITH ENEMAS OR EVEN TAKE A LEAK IMMEDIATELY AFTER FOOLING WITH HOT PEPPERS!