Pitching a tent in your undershorts or swim trunks in front of ladies.

How many of you have been in this situation? What were the circumstances? Who were the ladies in question, and how did they react?

I can honestly say that it's never happened to me. My parents were such prudes that I always made sure that my pecker stayed pointed south whenever I was in their presence. That conditioning followed me all throughout my teenage and young adult life.