Enema accidents

As a child I had a few accidents making it to the toilet in time after receiving an enema. I can recall one time when I exploded and I made a real mess. Since that accident, mother dressed me in plastic pants for my enema. She’d pull the pants down, insert the nozzle and proceed to give me the enema. When completed, she’d pull up the pants and send me scurrying to the toilet.

Wearing the plastic pants (or panties as she called them) did save me from leaks and it was easier to clean up in the shower than it was to clean the entire bath room. I was also made to wear diapers and plastic pants to bed after an enema to catch any residue.

I can recall 2 accidents .. 1) When I was a kid maybe 10 years old. My Mother had just given me an enema when she the phone rang. She instructed me not move till she got back… well the cramps hit and I got up and was headed to the bathroom. But, when I got to the bathroom, the door was locked.. I was in the hall bouncing trying to get grandma to finish her business. Meanwhile, Mom continued to talk on the phone. I finally heard Mom hang up the phone.. and come out of the living room where the phone was. Her first comments to come out of her mouth were “I told you to not to come out of that room!” I replied “Mom, I really need to use it! but, Grandma is in the bathroom now!” About that time I released all over the floor. 2) My wife had given me an enema earlier one afternoon. I thought I had expelled all of it.. but, undoubtedly I hadn’t. We went to town and had just gone into a Wal Mart when the need to poop hit.. I hurried down to the bathrooms and had just dropped my drawers but were unable to reach the toilet. Poop went all over the walls! I sure would have hated to be the person who had to clean the bathroom!

When you take as many enemas as I have over the years, accidents are sure to happen. You just have to be aware of the possibility and take measures to minimize the effect, like ALWAYS have an old dark-colored towel within reach when giving or taking an enema.

Sometimes, it seems like your body just plain rejects the enema. The same solution and temperature you have used a hundred times before, but today you just can't keep it in and leave a trail to and all over the toilet. Some are accidents, like the bag falling, or the time the hose slipped off of the nozzle and spewed coffee all over the beige carpet in the bedroom. That one required substantial use of spray carpet cleaner, and then a visit from the professional carpet cleaners to get it all out.

The percentage of these incidents are quite low, but if you take enough enemas, sooner or later you will have one that will leave you shaking your head wondering what the hell just happened.

Just now😜Filled up with 3qts. of saline, went to take the nozzle out and the hose slipped off. Just a few ounces of water leaked. Now bag number two😍

There is a difference between a small leak on the way to the toilet and an actual blowout off the toilet.

I have leaked a little a few times but no blowouts!

Believe me, I laughed too as did she. It certainly does conjure up a funny pic. I didn't include this in the narrative but to add to the embarrassment of my friend, the X-ray tech (The one taking the X-rays,) was male. He was in another room but certainly knew what was going on.

Give a whole new meaning to the expression dambusters

I have had a few accidents over the years. I have done a few enema recipes and one-time I had the water much too hot and I managed to take it in and I just exploded in my panties.

Unfortunately yes I was giving myself a series of enemas one of the last ones I was going to take that day was a large volume soap and bisacodyl enema

I had crushed 5 tablets and dissolved them in warm water mixed them with the soap enema and before I took that inserted a 10 mg bisacodyl suppository and let it melt retaining it for 20 minutes then took the enema using a retention nozzle

Well effect was stronger than anticipated I had about 3 quarts in when very very strong cramps tried to make it to toilet when I exploded just short of sitting

Big mess took 1/2 hour to clean it all up lol

Guess I needed better retention nozzle

I have replied to similar posts but here goes: I was seeing a Dom on a regular basis. She would give me enemas OTK while spanking using a double balloon nozzle. All was going well and it was time to expel my first enema. I carried the bag with the nozzle still inserted down the hall and into her large white tiled bathroom. I was over the toilet when I removed the nozzle and prepared to release when I got a chill. There was a towel on the opposing tub edge. I leaned over to reach for the towel when an unexpected allergy sneeze hit me. It was the usual bone shaking sneeze causing me to release in a crouched position. I showered the toilet and much of the white wall and floor. Panicked, I finished my release into the toilet then picked up as many towels I could find, wiping up the mess and washing out the towels. The Dom was not amused and took it out on my sore butt....

Have I had accidents? YES, not frequently but they do happen.

The main cause of my enema accidents is the hose disconnecting from the nozzle. When that happens the enema that is inside me will flow out through the nozzle and if there is still solution in the bag it will continue to flow out until I click the shutoff valve. Once the enema is shut off, I have to act quickly to remove the nozzle but quite a bit of the enema will gush out onto the bathroom floor. I like to do my enemas laying on a yoga mat on the bathroom floor. So, no harm done but a significant mess to cleanup.

Over the years I have accumulated quite a lot of enema accessories and hose attachments. I am always experimenting with new nozzles and the attachment fittings that connects it to the hose. The nozzle has to be reliably plugged into the hose using a secure fitting. And that is when on occasion I make a mistake and use one that is not a proper fitting sufficient to keep the hose and nozzle securely connected.

The main cause of my enema accidents is the hose disconnecting from the nozzle.

To prevent that from happening again, I suppose a person could use a small zip tie over the hose to prevent that from happening in the future.

@mike45 said,

To prevent that from happening again, I suppose a person could use a small zip tie over the hose to prevent that from happening in the future.

There is a problem with using a zip tie around the hose at the enema nozzle. Like some of the older douche nozzles I have. If you were to use a zip tie around the hose at the nozzle, it could scratch your anus when the nozzle is inserted all the way.

That's what I do, a small zip tie. It's not a problem because my nozzles are large enough so that part of the nozzle does not get inserted. Another option is several turns of a rubber band but they eventually rot out. The hoseman1

One time I was doing enema in bathroom with inflatable double balloon nozzle in me totally relaxed because of this secure system and waited for all three liters get in me. Problem is - I did no check inner balloon it was not inflated enough and short before end of three liters I realised that but was too late - big expulsion happened. Luckily I always use rubber sheet or sometimes rubber bed pan when I do it on floor or bed. So always make sure you pump enough!

Oh! A mess!! I usually pull out the large butt-plug-shaped nozzle when over toilet. This time while standing in the tiled shower stall I somehow thought I could close up on it immediately. In a moment of surprise it was out. Just poo, in fact, your internal microbiota!

After years of taking enemas, I've decided on a grading scale: 1) pleasant, contemplative clean outs that leave me eager for my next occasion ... a really good enema; 2) number 1 with light but easily manageable cramping; 3) substantial cramping but no drips, runs, or errors; 4) horrific cramping but minor spillage; and 5) a genuine shit-storm. Yes, it's all happened to me. Fortunately, the shit-storms have been very rare, but there have been a few memorable, and genuinely funny ones over the decades.

Last Friday I had just begun pumping two litres of soapy water through my SiliconeNozzles single-balloon nozzle when I heard a muffled bang, the nozzle shot out of me, and I realised that after a good five years of regular use that nozzle’s life had reached its end—not with a whimper but a bang (sorry, Tom!). Now I’m hoping that SiliconeNozzles will still honour the lifetime warranty with which they sold it.

Not really a "accident". I was taking a 2 qt enema with my big butt plug nozzle. I love how it opens me up, once I get past the wide part, my butt sucks the nozzle in. Problem is, after the bag is empty, I have to pull the nozzle out. The lube makes the nozzle hard to get a grip with my hand. Talk about a full feeling. Big nozzle holding in 2 qts of water. I have to pull the big wide nozzle out slowly, otherwise, yes, I will have water on the towel. Im on my tummy, butt up, reaching back to pull the nozzle out, clamping down on it while it opens me up, it's hard not to shoot water out of my butt. I make it without shooting too much water.

I am a "boomer", and have been receiving and giving myself enemas since I can remember. After all those years and probably thousands of enemas, I have experienced just about every enema accident there is. Broken hanging tabs, disconnected nozzles and hoses, spilling the pitcher before even pouring it into the bag, dropped the bag, can't hold it as I run to the toilet, etc. It is inevitable that sooner or later "stuff happens."

Now I’m hoping that SiliconeNozzles will still honour the lifetime warranty with which they sold it.

Unfortunately, no, they’ve reneged on the lifetime warranty 😢

Sometimes I will do a forced expel. What I do is take a hot and soapy enema with extra soap for cramping effects. Now I have an old discharge hose from a laundry machine which I thoroughly lube along with my asshole/colon. I insert it 9 in deep inside and I walk with the hose trailing me. With nothing stopping my asshole I discharge madly a trail of hot soap suds

So nice to find this thread and not alone. I have continually had the sudden release issue. Seems to be related with the strain of standing up tends to make things squirt out. Several times I leave a trail getting to the toilet. If by myself I have learned to do my enemas in the shower where I can just release there. Another issue I have had is a delayed release like 20 minutes after I think it is all out of me. Makes doing enemas with a friend awkward. Thanks for sharing. This enema thing has a life all its own.

One day a delivery came to me when I had about a liter of water in my stomach. But everything ended well, although it was very difficult

One day a delivery came to me when I had about a liter of water in my stomach. But everything ended well, although it was very difficult

Good to exercise those muscles, tho!

As we're sliding off-topic of *actual accidents*, I'll mention the other day, with no one around and me full of 3 liters of waters, I close the valve. In a moment of insight I drape the enema hose over my shoulder, pull up my jeans with the vinyl enema bag resting against my junk. I was wearing a black camisole inside my shirt when I walked out, determined to make a four minute circuit of the farm, out to the edge of the gulch and returning past the chicken coops. Having the plastic near my groin reminded me of plastic pants.(*0) I squirmed, squeaked and yelped the full way back to the tiled bathroom(*1) while holding firm on the 3" butt-plug-nozzle(*2).

0. Plastic pants - I have many other toys, why not try a couple pairs? An early memory of shitting myself in bed where I slept alone, reaching down my pants and encountering, with wonder, the contents. Funny that I don't remember the parental reaction or cleanup.

1. Why didn't I just squat down and let go outside? People in India do it all the time. Note to self to use the next opportunity.

2. The 3" is just one rib, so it's much easier to insert and hold than the generally spherical citrus skin toys that I struggle to push past my stretchy and nerve filled anal ring.

Not on an enema.

With oral laxatives I have had some close calls.

One of the more memorable was my first time using stand alone bisacodyl

At that dosage i should not have been surprised

I consider it an accident when someone vomits from any enema or laxative.

As another "boomer" that has been taking enemas for years and years, I've found that Murphy's Law ("Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.") is inevitably going to apply to enemas. Whether it be a loose hose connection, failed clamp, bag failure or just that time that you couldn't hold that soapy enema as long as you thought you could. All those and more have happened to me over the years.

"Clean Up on Aisle 9!!"

@Vicki_V My wife gives me enemas on the edge of the bed. She sits in a chair with arms on it. We put the pink plastic pads down then several layers of towels on top of that. I leak some on the towels when I start getting full. I can't hold well enough to make it to the bathroom so we wrap the towel I'm laying on around my crotch from front to back as I make my way to the bathroom. Some usually leaks out on the way there. Have never had any really bad accidents.

Wow, last Sunday, I had a series of accidents. Lost a little water on the bathroom floor on the first enema, then while rushing to the toilet for the 2nd time, I slipped on the puddle and hit the floor VERY hard! It was so hard I thought for sure I had broken my hip (femur), but thankfully, no damage at that level. I did have lots of bruising and was sore for a couple days. Going up steps was real torture.

Jon

Accidents happen. Little or big you just clean up and hope that they are a rare happening