When I read this headline I had my hopes up, as this was exactly what I was looking for a few years ago... but then realized I badly mis-read it!
I was hoping someone knew of a Spanking Telegram service one could order, just like they have Singing Telegrams to send to someone on their birthday. The singing ones can come with such things as flowers, a card, cake, bottle of scotch or wine, etc... as well as the 'performers' to sing the birthday girl or birthday boy "Happy Birthday". The Spanking Telegram would be most appropriate for a birthday gift, and could include all the aspects of a Singing Telegram, but also include a spanking for the receipient. How far it ends up going of course (OTK on the pants/skirt/dress or fully on the bare bottom) would depend on the setting and the people present... is this at an afternoon office party? or at an evening party on Friday night at a friends' house after everyone's had a few drinks?
I actually had a devious plan many years ago to hire a very attractive and well-known female spanking switch (from the spanking scene who was in a city nearby) to deliver such a 'birthday-spank-a-gram'. Although I'm a spanker, I've long fantasized about getting spanked by a non-romantic partner woman, who I thought was very attarctive, and thought it would be ideal to have this lovely spanker come to my (one man) office on a Friday afternoon and deliver ME a birthday spanking. The suite of offices was manned by 2 very lovely, attractive (and flirty) 'late-20's something' female secretaries, and a very nice, fun and attractive female floor manager in her mid-30's. I got to know them over the couple years I had been there, and always loved chatting them up. The office dress-code was perfect as they were always in heels and skirts or dresses, and always looked very very nice. I was going to be moving offices in another 5 months, so thought this would be a perfect set up. Hire the spanker as if it was my out of town guy friends hiring her (she'd know, but the office ladies wouldnt), have her show up right before closing time (5pm) on Friday, and while in the lobby waiting for me to come get my surprise guest, let the secretaries in on why she was there... and actually encourage them to stop by my (very private) office around 10 minutes later and knock on the door, at which point she'd tell them to "come in". Of course she would have to do the lion's share of convincing these ladies 'its all in good fun' and 'the more the merrier'... and 'after all a little embarrassment on one's birthday is fun for all!!' LOL I thought it would be wonderful to be laying over my lovely female spankers skirted lap, with my business pants at my ankles and in my tightie-whities... with a few warm up spanks.. and an army of butterflies doing backflips in my stomach, wondering if we'll soon be hearing a knock at the door. Would have LOVED that!! knock-knock-knock And of course I'm sure there would be some gasps and giggles, and if my expert female spanker played it right and set the right 'its all in good fun' tone, she at one point would say to the girls... "actually, you know for this to be a REAL birthday spanking, it really should be on his BARE bottom... what do you think girls? should the last 20 be on the bare?.... should we pull these down?"
Would have loved to have heard the giggles and gasps.. and would love to have had my undies pulled down and be spanked on my bare bottom in front of these very pretty, shocked, but amused (!) secretaries!!! That would have been a huge victory.. but the icing on the cake (pun intended) would be if she had convinced each woman to also lend a helping hand and administer at least one spank of their own... or maybe even over their laps!... or using the belt from my pants as I stood clutching my desk (!).... and finish it off with a souvenir photo of me and all the ladies... them standing to either side of me, smiling in their sexy business skirts, and me with my pants and undies at my ankles, and my freshly spanked red bum facing the camera and looking over my shoulder. (HOW DELICIOUSLY EMBARRASSING!!!!)
Never came to be though, as my timing was awful and apparently this pro spanker quit the business earlier that year. Anyway, I've wondered if I had been able to reach her and she got on board with it, think we could have pulled this off? No opportunity like that has ever come up again... but would have checked that fantasy box in a BIG way of being a successful, grown man in a business setting and being spanked on his bare bottom by an attractive woman in front of his very pretty, flirty sexy secretaries (YIKES!)