There I sat so broken hearted. Tried to poop but only farted. Really need to poo, I'm telling you. Surely don't know what I'm going to do.
Then an idea came up from the past. I need to shoot water way up my ass. Found my bag and a hose, filled it to the brim. Laid down on my side, let the fun then begin.
Pushed the nozzle in as far as it would go. Opened up the clamp and let the water flow. Slowly filled me up until I thought I would pop. Felt so good I really couldn't stop.
Wiggled that hose, tweaked the nozzle a bit. Thought to myself, this really is a hit. I laid there a while and was feeling really good. More people would do this if they just understood.
Sat on the potty and it all came out. The water, the poop, that's what it's about. I sat there thinking and feeling pretty clean. But it's more than a cleaning if you know what I mean.
A hose and a nozzle buried deep in my ass. Might make a difference if I smoked some grass. So that's what I did and boy was I right. My asshole grabbed that nozzle and held it so tight.
Next on the potty the water ran clear. The whole damn experience was really quite dear.
If you want some fun though you don't need to poo. Grab a bag and a hose and do what I do!
Dr. Seuss