Candy Thermometer

Be VERY careful if your play involves a large candy thermometer. They are fun and feel great BUT the glass is thin. Do NOT want that glass to break in the bottom. I've played with them but LOTS of lube and VERY gentle inserstion. Play safe!!

You are correct. I was just going through my thermometer collection and came across a few candy thermometers. I never used them. They are not meant to be used on people. I threw them away. Not worth the risk.

Excellent point. Thank you.

I was tempted to get one, and I ended up with a Geratherm instead. You get the size and satisfaction , without the risk. And they take an accurate rectal temperature.

I have one but have never used it in my bottom. I was to afraid of it breaking

As posted, they are fun but MUST be used carefully and with much lube. The receiver must be quite still. Ive discontinued use due the potential risk. Regular thermometer is more than adequate. Play safe and have fun.

I've posted on this before but allow me to restate my position.

Candy thermometers are fun. They are a large and really erotic in the bottom.

That said, the glass is very thin. If used, apply a LOT of lubricant and be VERY gentle. A better option is a veterinary thermometer. Large but thicker glass. I shudder to think of a candy thermometer breaking in someone's hiney.

Have fun but be safe.

In another post I mentioned this: A scene from a British series, “Doc Martin” shows the doctor, in a dire medical emergency where the patient is as he says, “boiling”, asks if there is a thermometer, and the patient’s wife brings a thermometer used when making jam( same as the Candy thermometer?) He uses it!

I looked up jam/ candy thermometer and at least one glass type started at 100F. It was in 20 degree F increments.

It's a shame the glass is so thin on those. Doesn't someone make a commercial grade "unbreakable" candy thermometer for professional Chefs?

This is a slightly different design with a protective "cage" around the glass. Might be hard to clean, but could make for some interesting penatrative sensations.

Matfer Bourgeat 250330 Candy Thermometer, 11-7/16-Inch https://a.co/d/guzIE6w