Outside enema?

Some years ago in my thirties, I Ihad been recently divorced and live on 3 acres, closest neighbor was a half a mile away. One night around 11:00 PM I was doing a series or enemas and decided after a two quart fill I went out on the back deck completely naked and a butt full of water and under the moonlight and I expelled my enema off the deck. I never got up the nerve to do the whole enema outside. I did like the feeling of being very naughty and the possibility of getting caught.

I have given myself several enemas outside over the years. A couple of times with the garden hose and a couple where I took a full enema bag outside with me. Exciting. My back yard has a 6 foot high solid wood fence so I am sheltered from casual view but someone over 6 feet tall could look over it like “Wilson” did on the Tool Time show. I did it at night one time but it wasn’t as much fun, and there were mosquitoes out.

Just keep in mind:

Anything dumped on the ground can affect wells within ½ mile any direction.

Creeks and streams are even worse! ANYTHING spilled on the ground can run off, it's going SOMEWHERE!

Unless you are a complete exhibitionist, enemas are NOT for public viewing!

Not likely for biologic waste (assuming that you're not taking a toxic enema here). Wells are permitted well within a half mile of septic drainfields, the state I live in requires 100 feet, and keep in mind that is for sustained and significant releases rather than occasional play from a generally healthy person. Ground is pretty good at filtering out pathogens provided you don't have them right next to each other. The Broad Street Well was 3 feet from a cesspit and unlikely to have been properly sealed. I wouldn't be worried if a small hole were dug, and even if it were not provided that there was a reasonable separation from surface water, few solids exposed and minimal to no rain runoff for a week it probably won't be too big of an issue. Burying is best though.

This summer, my wife and I rented a cabin for vacation that was rather secluded. We had sex outdoors on the deck. The next day, I gave her an enema on the deck. Both were a lot of fun and exhilarating. We could see a couple other houses from our cabin but they were far away. So we weren't totally alone. She went inside to expel. Not out of environmental concerns, but practicality. She was going to give me an enema outside as well but we ran out of time and it didn't happen. We were both looking forward to it. Hopefully next year!

I am thinking of trying an enema again outside Saturday morning! Who thinks I should?

I have a fairly involved fantasy involving a secluded cabin in the woods …. plenty of clean water and almost every tree has been used at one time or another to hang a bag…. the picnic table has had many people bent over over while being filled… and while expelling….ditto for the dock by the lake.

I am thinking of trying an enema again outside Saturday morning! Who thinks I should?

By all means go for it! But be sure to tell us all about it. Have fun and be safe!

For us there are two options for being outside. The one is the screened in porch that faces the lake and due to the fact that the cottage sits up on a slope that goes down to the lake, there isn't much that can be seen. The other outside is the deck that is on the side of the cottage. It's more or less in the trees, but anyone approaching the cottage needs to go up the stairs to the deck to get to our main door. If I was going to do an outside enema it would be on the porch for sure, but the only problem is that I'd have to go inside to get to the potty. Taking the enema sounds like fun, but the trip inside seems risky. I guess I'll have to stick to the bathroom.