I thought it was a fart but...

It happened today. I was on my way to go to the bathroom to pee when a huge urge to fart came, so I thought. I pushed it out like I normally do and instead of hearing the toot, I heard a wet squishy sound along with feeling a wet warmth in my panties. This wasn't a shart, it was a full blown diarrhea bowel movement in my pants.

I got to the toilet, took off my shorts and panties and the lumpy diarrhea was all over both and even running halfway down my leg. I went more diarrhea and a lot of it when I sat on the toilet. It's a good thing for washing machines and detachable shower heads. Well, I'm living proof that things like this can happen at my young age 😮

Never trust a fart! Jack Nicholson in “The bucket list”.

And then there's that age-old question that you never want to hear the answer to…"Oops, do farts have lumps?"

And then there's that age-old question that you never want to hear the answer to…"Oops, do farts have lumps?"

I found out yesterday at age 31 😧 It's not an age thing, it's probably what I ate.

Having IBS-D I hear and sympathize. Been there, done that

@Nurse_Phillips I don't have IBS, I think it was something I ate.

Now days when I finished an enema series I use a diaper/pull up just in case I have the occasional accident. Especially if I have utilized any mineral, coconut, or olive oil in my program. Better safe than sorry.

@420sseforme I've never had an accident after an enema. I guess that will probably change in about 30 years.

Had that same problem when I was in my forty's. had the runs every day twenty four seven. went to my doctor and got a scrip for anti diarrheal pills. no luck on that one. now I can't even pinch a loaf to save my ass. go back see the doctor again. he says that were just going to have to take a look at that ole poop chute of yours. it's colonoscopy time. they did and found polyps. got them cut out. now I can pinch a pretty nice looking loaf if I don't say so myself. no sign of cancer either (thank you Jesus) then had it again every five years. now it's every ten years. It's something to think about if the air stops and you get that surprise every time.

Both sub and I have been in that situation. Nothing to tell most friends about, but on Zity.biz…it can be admitted to.

The feeling of needing to fart is common after being given an oil enema. If you let it go, some stinky oil may well come out.

I like to refer to those as ‘political farts’.

When they present themselves to you, they have all the promises of relief, an escape out of a rather uncomfortable situation, and what not…

But when you choose to give them unrestrained and unrestricted passage, they'll leave a huge, smelly mess.

When they present themselves to you, they have all the promises of relief, an escape out of a rather uncomfortable situation, and what not…

But when you choose to give them unrestrained and unrestricted passage, they'll leave a huge, smelly mess.

Thank you for the laugh @DarkWolf . It was a great start to this morning.

Never ever trust a fart…