From my female doctor, having examined my abdomen, and the gown has been pushed to my pubic hair she whisks off the gown leaving me naked
“stand up on the ledge, and I'll examine your genitals”
Your foreskin has been tight for a long time. Would you like a circumcision? I can do it here in the office.
You should examine your own testicles for lumps. Let me show you how to palpate them.
I'm going to examine you for hernia…..turn your head and cough!
I'm going to examine your prostate. Climb back on the table, on your hands and knees…
(to the female assistant) Please give him a pillow for his head.
Now put your head down on the pillow, keeping your ‘hips’ up.
‘you’re going to feel something cold on your anus. It's just the lubricant…I'm going to touch you…take a deep breath and ‘push’ like you're having a BM
"The hemorrhoids are not as prominent as the were last time….prostate feels boggy, that's why you're feeling full inside.…Oh sorry. Is that tender? I'll be gentle while I massage your prostate. I will express fluid. we need to catch the fluid for culture.
(to the assistant: "Please get the prostatic fluid specimen tube….yes that's it. Put on gloves…Now put the end of his penis into the end of the tube to catch the fluid.
"I'm going to stroke the prostate with some pressure…you're doing fine. Slow your breathing..take deeper breaths….
(to the assistant: Are we getting fluid? 3 cc is good. Can you squeeze more lube on? Ooh. that's plenty)
Halfway through…"Ahh, yes, it's normal to get an erection during a massage….There. we're done. Hold still a moment. We'll clean you up.
(to the assistant: cap the tube, clean him, then label the tube)
"Sorry, way too much lube, but better than not enough. I'll clean up most of it…a lot dripped on the scrotum; getting it…Okay, you can get up. Here're some Kleenex for you to finish wiping yourself. Where's the gown? Here. You can get dressed. I'll be back in a few minutes and discuss treatment.