What are some your favorite phrases used to start a spanking ?

What are some of your favorite phrases used to start a spanking ?

For example :-

Over my knee, Bend over or lift your skirt and lower your knickers.

When my wife tells me 'Yes you have been a good boy BUT I am going to spank you because I want to and because I can!!" At this point any of my resisting or begging / hesitating is 100% gone!

My wife tells me her mother used to use the following phrase; “This is going to hurt me even more than you……”

My wife tells me her mother used to use the following phrase; “This is going to hurt me even more than you……”

I bet she disagreed…

“Let's get those pants down”, “you've been a very naughty boy”, “this hurts me more than it does you” (we all know that's a lie, but I heard this growing up), “I'm very disappointed in you”

“this hurts me more than it does you” (we all know that's a lie, but I heard this growing up)

Certainly do

“You're such a naughty little girl, I think you need a spanking”

“ Get over Daddy's knee little one" he is sitting on the couch and has a paddle next to him, what is about to happen is obvious

“ I think my little one deserves a spanking"

and sometimes while maybe even already having sex, and we're enjoying it and he says “you're really enjoying this little one, I think I'll help encourage it with a spanking" a little moan happens, and the spanking begin …mmm so incredible

My father would say “i’m done discussing this issue, now it’s time for my belt to do the talking “.

Do you want to start this vacation over my knee

A trip to the woodshed

I have a good mind to tan your behind

Your choice grounded for two weeks or get a spanking

You want to act like a naughty little boy mummy will treat you like one

My mother in law always used the term. “I'm going to Bust your Butt” she used that term on my wife and her sister. I heard it around their house frequently in different itterations and contexts.

Examples I heard around that house regularly were:

Explanation of #4.

I was picking up my wife for a date and she tried to sneak out without doing her chores. She was caught and her mom told her to empty the dishwasher before she left. My wife got an attitude and argued with her mom. After much arguing (which apprently she engaged in a lot of that day with her mom) then she reluctantly returned to tye kitchen to empty the dishwasher. Because she was mad at her mom, she started slamming everything onto the shelves. Her mom had enough of her by then. So, her mom grabbed the paddle from the linnen closet and stormed past me sitting in the family room. She walked into the kitchen when she confronted her with #4.

No, she didn't get paddled. She straigtened up once the paddle came out. She was a little embarrased but she got over it. We still went out.

That is what makes that term my favorite.

“Now this is a punishment, so I have to make sure it stings, I'm afraid”

- just the deafening sound of silence …

Sometimes that is the worst sound!!!

“Get naked, lay tummy down, and spread eagle on the bed.”. Then he may notice the strap laying on the bed and the glint in my eye.

With my old girlfriend it was “ Go get the bathbrush ”

“Get naked, lay tummy down, and spread eagle on the bed.”. Then he may notice the strap laying on the bed and the glint in my eye.

Nice.. ❤️

I think you better assume the position.

When's the last time you got a spanking? Answer me…

Well it's time my belt got reacquainted with your butt…

Strip!

You been a bad girl

“I'm gonna burn your stinker.”

“Go and sit on the couch and wait until I get there” or “Sit on the couch” or “☝️Couch, now!”

“When we get home you're gonna be corrected.”

I believe you are due this, much overdue and required. Assume the position.

Stop that right now! You're headin' for a good birching…

I have never had a real spanking in a sexual setting.

But I have been told I have some coming in my near future and I have to bring my own spoon.

Does plastic work?

Shy🥄

Wooden mixing spoon Shy…

@Thomas893 that's how it should be done, calmly, firmly but with compassion. Parents shouldn't hit their children in anger, just because they've misbehaved.

"You're over my knee because it’s what you need.” Most of the time, I need the accountability or catharsis of a good maintenance spanking.

My ex used to say, go pick your implement and then assume the position. If you pick wrong I’ll add to your spankings, so pick carefully!

Corner now, bare and bent!

Your butt will be stinging soon after that behavior! Prepare now

No matter what euphemisms were used; the outcome was the same; a red, sore and tender bottom! LOL

I think you better assume the position.

@LordJim2 that brings back memories!!

“Don't cry, or I'll give you something to cry about” - as well as variations of that phrase…..