Lost toy in toilet during enema

This afternoon I entered the bathroom with the intention of enjoying a wonderfully relaxing enema. Taking the first few quarts and everything was going as expected. I wanted to try my but plug to try and retain the water a little longer. When I sat on the toilet the plug shot out and somehow the toilet flushed. Well I watched as my large but plug got sucked down into the toilet bowl. It disappeared!! I TRIED EVERYTHING TO GET IT OUT but no luck. It was stuck in the pipe work within the toilet bowl and because of the flanged end it would not come back to me. I eventually decided to go to the store and buy a new toilet bowl. When I returned home I didn't realize that the water house would not reach the new bowl so I went back to the store. I am pretty frantic now and think I am leaving the store with the correct fittings. Well when I returned home to finish installing the toilet I realize I needed ¾in fitting and not ½inch fitting. Sadly I did not complete my enema but I did receive my but plug from the smashed toilet and installed a new toilet.

What a night!!