Dirty Jobs

The TV series Dirty Jobs began a new season tonight. I sent them a message suggesting that Mike Rowe do the “Dirty Job” of Colon hydro-therapist. We will see.

Will never happen.

In a Colon Hydrotherapy session on a closed system with a half-way competent therapist, nobody ever touches any poo. Today, digital rectal exams are pretty much never done Even though the client does a lot of pooing, there is not even a smell of poo and it all goes trough the hose directly into the drain

On an open system, if you poo a big amount all at once, it can stay stuck to the poo trough and still be there at the end of the session, but the hand sprayer can be used to get the poo down the drain, no touch. BTW, this is pretty damn embarrassing, seeing a lump of your poo sitting in the poo trough, but just another day at the office for the therapist. Here is what the poo slot looks like on an Angel of Water looks like:

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. The inflow tube is clearly visible. The client just relaxes and poos into the slot whenever they feel the urge.

Do you seriously thing a Colon Hydrotherapist has ANY desire to handle your poo?

Like his show.