This afternoon she said….

“I think I need an enema”. This has not happened in 20 years. We used to give/take them often when we were engaged and first married but that ended. I didn’t jump on this but told her I would be happy to gently give her an enema when she wants one. Baby steps. So far…nothing. She’s not feeling well tummy-wise so I’m not expecting or even wanting anything sexual but the fact that she’s even brought up an enema after all these years gives me hope.

Don't take this personally, but at your age, how much longer can you wait?

@jonormal Hey buddy, 70's is the new 40's!! And you're not far behind!! 😜😈😡

@Darth “Hope is Eternal”

@jonormal Hey buddy, 70's is the new 40's!! And you're not far behind!! 😜😈😡

…… I can wait just a few years longer than Darth.

Maybe.

Yes, the gentle approach does work and if you push it, she may just say no and everything is lost.

BUT I can't count how many times a golden opportunity was teed up and ready for me to hit out of the park and I hesitated for that one extra second and whooosh…gone nothing ever happened.

Sometimes when given an opening you have to play it smart and go for it. You don't' have to be a jerk but make your move as tactfully as you know how and try to close the deal.

You'll be glad you did, and you'll be able to savor those wonderful memories when there are no more opportunities left.