How far have you ever ejaculated?

@Danto: Please read my first post. Perhaps this is a good method to shoot far.

@curtina Thanks for your advice but it didn't work that way to me. Had lots of tries how you described

I can shoot some distance if I'm really horned up or have been edging. First shot nearly always goes flying past my head and hits the headboard. Then the second shot usually hits me in the chin and the other shots go all over my chest.

One memory that comes to mind was in an Amsterdam sauna. There was a little cinema room with sort of stepped seating. There was about 4 men wanking off. When i came i shot right across the room and because i was higher up it really did reach some distance, probably about 8 foot.

@Spengle : You are near by the absolute record

over 8ft = 2,44m = “Intergalactic Warbird”

The fact i was sat higher up on some stepped seats definitely gave me more distance. Seriously it shot really far because i was horned up and had been edging.

@Spengle one memory that comes to mind was in an Amsterdam sauna. There was a little cinema room with sort of stepped seating. there was about 4 men wanking off.

That sounds very interesting; lets chat about

When I was younger, let's say in my 20s and 30s, I was able to ejaculate in my hair, and even once or twice on the wall behind my head when I masturbate laying on my back.

Now, I'm happy when I reach mid torso 😁

Imagine laying down in your bed getting a handjob with dick squeezed fairly tight as an orgasm is occurring. Shot the wall behind me and pulsed again and took it to the face.

My longest distance was that one time I hit a pigeon. It fell from the skies right after I released my shot…

I can remember when my wife was masturbating me, I did cum maybe about only 4 feet, and it was on the floor,

OK, now please, I need to know how some of the members here can shoot??? Cause that's now ejaculate. LOL

Be safe (and keep firing).

btw @the_bottom_line the pigeon hit make me laugh a lot.

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I am not a guy and I have only dated two men. One only a couple of dates and the other became my fiance. I think I posted on this in the use of condoms for masturbation. My ex-fiance could shoot it over his head if he were laying on his back. I was always the one cleaning it up. He would get the urge before work. I kept asking him why he would not use a condom and he gave me the same BS about it doesn't feel right etc. I fixed that pretty quick. I was helping him on the couch and put a finger in him just as he had his orgasm. It shot and twirled hitting him in the face, hair, and on top of his head. I went and as usual, got a facecloth and wiped his face, chest, etc. BUT I left it in his hair. I would have loved to have been a fly on a wall when he tried to comb his hair at work. Anyway, he started using a condom with some KY in it. We were both happy.

I'm following, for a girlfriend. 😊

I'm following, for a girlfriend. 😊

Of course you are! 😄😜

I'm following, for a girlfriend. 😊

Ahh, a good ole redneck girl.

Varies widely depending on how long it’s been and what I’m doing. Obviously when younger it went further more often. But now it can range from a dribble from a ruined orgasm to hitting my face while lying down. I think once I managed to get it in my hair.

What’s also fun sometimes is when you think it is going to go a long way but there isn’t enough volume to make it happen.

Back in college I had a redhead that used to paint the ceiling with my cum. She could “coax” me to shoot like a fire hose! Often several times a night. These days, post vasectomy and after stretching the ole pee-hole out with sounds, distance isn't my thing. Volume dropped after the vas and with a larger nozzle comes less energetic flow…

I was taking a bunch of people at work out to the local fast food place when a friend in the back seat mentioned my headliner wasn't drooping. I told her I took the car to an upholstery shop and had it replaced. The woman riding in front asked “what's a headliner?” I waited for a reply from the back seat because her words were always classic. She said “it's the thing that gets spots all over it if you take your mouth off your boyfriend too soon”. So according to her I guess most younger guys can shoot pretty good.

@roscoe

The woman riding in front asked “what's a headliner?” I waited for a reply from the back seat because her words were always classic. She said “it's the thing that gets spots all over it if you take your mouth off your boyfriend too soon”. So according to her I guess most younger guys can shoot pretty good.

That is good . . Head liner !!😁

I'm not gonna claim I can hit the ceiling or squirt through the eye of a hay bale needle at 50 paces, however a friend was telling me one time his girlfriend wanked him off & just when he shot she pulled back and kinda sung the words “it's raining men”. . . Blew the head off me beer