RIDING THE STOOL. Okay, this is going to be a long post, but I think many of you will enjoy the story of my journey to completion. For some time (years) I’ve had an idea rattling around in my brain about making an “enema chair or stool). 40 years ago, I visited a guy in San Francisco who offered enemas, He actually had an original JBL Cascade. I decided to take that for a ride. At the time the experience and sensations were “okay”, but not enough to bring me back for a repeat ride. That said, I never forgot about it. About 16 years ago, I made a visit to Mistress Amanda in West Mifflin, PA (outside of Pittsburgh). She was a “Strict Nurse” with a fully equipped medical room and an impressive array of enema delivery equipment. Over against a wall sat a chair that had a thick nozzle sticking straight up through the seat. I asked her about it; she replied that it was “one-of-a-kind) made for her by a “bottom”. She asked me if I wanted to try it out, I declined, went on and had a great session, but never forgot that chair. Over the years I went back several times, but always had something else in mind, so the chair just sat against the wall. As I have said in other posts, I regret more things I could have tried, but didn’t than I regret things I did. I learned on this forum that Mistress Amanda died a few years ago. R.I.P. my friend, we had some very memorable sessions. I wonder what happened to her extensive collection of implements and that chair.
So, a few years ago, I was in Tractor Supply, and I saw a Kong ® doggy chew toy. They look a little like a snowman with three truncated balls stacked on top of each other. They come in a wide range of sizes from Chihuahua to Cujo and are made of an incredibly durable synthetic material. Got it! Now I know what the origin of the nozzle jutting up from Mistress Amanda’s chair was. Last year, I was in Ollie’s Discount store, and I spotted an orange metal stool with a curved seat drilled full of holes. It was just exactly the right height for me to be able to straddle the narrow side of the seat and sit on it comfortably with my feet on the ground. Well, even if it didn’t work out as I hoped, it was a great stool, and I knew I could find a use for it. Sold!
I had the makings of the nozzle and a very promising candidate for a stool. Kong® was going to need some modification and I had to figure out a way to easily attach and detach the nozzle from the stool for cleaning and discretion when not in use. My wife had bought a Model K petit nozzle from SN. It turns out that it was too small. Looking at the Model K and Kong ® I began to envision a fusion of the two. Using calipers, I sawed the top off Kong ® so that the Model K could be pulled through the opening and sit on top. That soft tapered tip was going to ease its way into my rectum. The Model K was just the right length for the base to come out the bottom of Kong®. At that point I saw an easy way to attach the nozzle to the stool. I took an oak board 4.5” x ¾” and long enough to span the stool. I matched up one of the ¼ holes in the stool on each side of the board so I could clamp it firmly in place. I then drilled a hole dead center in the board that I could force fit the base of the Model K through. I used construction adhesive to bond the tip of the nozzle to Kong®. I filled the inside cavity of Kong® with silicone caulking to add support to the stem of the nozzle. I was less successful in bonding the base to the bottom of Kong®, but as it turns out, that is a good thing. The nozzle sits firm enough in the base and on the stool to provide plenty of support and resistance to movement so that the nozzle is going in. Period.
Once it’s in, I learned that there is enough flexibility between the base and the stem of the Model K to move a little without pain or coming out. I push a barbed connector up through the bottom of the stool into the hole the base of the Model K. Also, to make a better gasket seal around the anus and, make for a more comfortable sit-down and limit how far down I might sit on the widest ball of Kong® I added a stretchy silicone “donut” around the base of the nozzle. Starting from the other end, I tied a loop to the highest part of the shower which puts the top of the translucent, open-top 2 qt. silicone bag at 6’. Coming down from the bag is about a foot of tubing that enters a flow-indicator, the tubing continues to a valve instead of a clamp that is full-on-full-off or anything in between. A Harbor Freight squeeze bulb primer pump is next and finally a check valve before it is connected to the barb in the nozzle.
Everything’s set. It is time for a test ride. I put a lot of lube on the nozzle. I also put in a well-lubricated butt plug. Straddling the stool, I positioned myself over the nozzle, eased out the plug, keeping my sphincter relaxed and eased myself down on the tip of the Model K. It slid in perfectly to the second ball on Kong®. Making sure that the nozzle was firmly in place and sealed, I opened the valve and watched the red wheel begin to rotate. I could feel the water going in as I watched the water level in the bag slowly drop. I gave the bulb a healthy squeeze and sure felt that water shoot up inside as the water level dropped noticeably. I put my feet up on the rails on the still which put all my weight onto the nozzle, and I pumped the rest of the bag in rapidly with the squeeze bulb. @ qt’s went in more comfortably than it does when I’m lying on my back or side. Set-up in the walk-in shower I was only about 3 feet from the toilet. I was able to clench hard enough to “hold it” until I got to the toilet.
Once that 2 qts. was out, I made up a pitcher of Castille soap. I just love the sight of the suds foaming at the top of the pitcher and then the top of the bag. Lubed everything up, centered the tip of the nozzle where it needed to be and eased myself down on it. Love it! Took a deep breathe, opened the valve, and watched the red wheel spin at a blur. Filled up just as easily with the suds. Raised my feet off the floor to enjoy the sense of impalement. Couldn’t resist pumping in the suds. Swallowed up that 2 qts. with no cramps, pressure, or anything. Wonderfully comfortable. Raised up and off the nozzle for expulsion. Prepared the rinse cycle. Filled the bag to the brim and then re-filled the pitcher.
Took my place on the throne of impalement and opened the valve. The water was just a little cooler and I could feel the stream working itself inside. Just absolutely love all the sensations beginning with the sense of impalement. Call me greedy (my wife does) but even with all 2 quarts. inside, it felt as though I wanted more, I hopped off the nozzle, quickly re-filled the bag, impaled myself for the final time and took about ½ the bag for a total 3 qts.
For me, this is the best way to give myself enemas. I may still use my other inflatable nozzles and colon tubes, but so far, I like this the best. It’s fast, easy on, easy off, couldn’t be closer to the toilet. I don’t have to put a tarp on the bed and try to get myself off the bed and to the bathroom. My wife tells me that she can visualize me cuffed to the stool, with my talon nipple clamps tied off overhead to keep me in place. Or maybe just impale me on the stool, gagged, locked in chastity, or catheterized and blindfolded, not knowing when/if she’ll open the valve.
As soon as I can get time to figure out how…I will post pictures of the nozzle, stool, and set-up. Pictures can save a lot of words. The nozzle itself is 5-1/2” overall with 1-inch of that going through the hole in the oak plank, which leaves 4-1/2” of nozzle to impale. The 2nd ball of Kong ® is 1.91” in diameter, the third is 2.38” in diameter. The whole idea for me is to be plugged from the outside of my sphincter by the largest ball, it works perfectly! The white stuff on the nozzle is construction adhesive.
I would love to have SN take this nozzle as a prototype to make one that is one piece and a little softer durometer for ultimate comfort and seal. I’ll have to see what Bob Knapp has to say. It shouldn’t be that difficult. Note: Talked to Bob. He thought the idea and execution was brilliant, but unfortunately has too much on his plate to do any custom work at this time. Oh well, the prototype works great.
That’s my story. I hope you’ve enjoyed it. Take care, stay safe and Nozzle Tov.