Turn on words in medicals

Please take off your clothing to your underpants.

Now I'm going to listen to your heart and lungs.

“Strip down and have a seat on the table. I want everything off but your underpants.”

”Slide your shorts down to your knees”

”ok, stand up shorts off”

”I need you to turn aroun, spread your legs apart and bend over”

”bare down like you’re have a bowel movement“

Just the simple phrase “Go ahead and pull your underwear down.”

Last heard from a medical tech at my Dermatologist’s office, as she prepared to inject my right scrotum with Lidocaine.

Turn around bend over the table and rest your chest on the table. You are going to feel me touching you. Now cold and wet and then lots of pressure. Ok now more pressure…. more pressure

“Let's have you get undressed. Doctor's going to want to examine you.”

“Nothing to be ashamed of, nothing I haven't seen before.”

“I'm just going to check down there and make sure everything's okay.”

“It's been awhile since your last exam. Doctor may want to examine you.”

“Lift up your hips for me.”

“Hop down from the table and walk toward me.”

“Nothing to be ashamed of, everyone has to undress for the doctor.”

“You're not the first naked guy I've seen.”

“I know that this is every guy's favorite part of the exam.”

“Don't worry, lots of girls are going to see you naked.”

"breathe in and breathe out"

“hold your breathe”

“try to relax your muscles”

After the nurse had me undress for my annual sports physical down to the underwear, she weighed me, took my height in the exam room, and took vitals. As she left, I remember to this day she said, “I'll go tell the doctor you are ready, so you need to slip off your underwear and have a seat on the table” Couple of times I pretended I didn't hear her and just waiting in my underwear.

At age 9--10 my Pediatrician would say the dreadful phrase: “ Pull down your underpants (briefs) and lean across the exam bed ” With a baby smooth small bottom it felt like a giant wasp rammed it's stinger into my butt cheek. Gull dang it hurt..

“It's a relatively simple operation but you'll have to be put to sleep for that”

“Now I'm going to put you under, ok? I'm placing this mask on your face and keep breathing normally.”

Because I like to add my character in a scene as a blind person and/or like to have a blind patient for my doctor character, my favs are:

‘’If you can come over here to the examination table. Can you feel it? It's just ahead of you now.''

‘’I am going to listen to your lungs as the next step and I have the steth in my hand already. It might feel a bit cold still. I am going to touch you with it now. Ready?''

‘’Do you want me to guide you to my examination room now?''

As my doc has me in bra and panties at the start, when she starts to do the well woman, it's of course, okay, lets slip the bra off.

As a kid, I remember the doc saying to mom, okay, don't get them dressed yet We knew what was coming, and where it was gonna go!.

Drop your trousers!

What I especially like are phrases such as:

“Now it is going to hurt a bit“

“Relax, it‘s gonna be over soon“

“I need to check in greater detail“

“Calm down, I will be careful“

“Take a deep breath“

…

I'm going to give you an injection, come lie on the bed for me….

I've mentioned this in other threads, but one that sticks with me after all these years was when my parents took me and my older and younger brother for a physical exam. We were all taken into a sort of double room together and a physician's assistant went over some paperwork with my parents and then said to them, “have the boys take their clothes off. They can leave their underpants on for right now, but nothing else.”

Having spent a fair amount of time in hospitals, both when I was working there and then when my wife was a patient, there were number of phrases which caught my attention:

“I am going to lower your gown and expose your breasts for a minute.”

“I am going to raise your gown and have a look down there.”

“Open your legs wider for me, please.”

“Can you turn over for me? I am going to give you n injection.”

“Tell me if this hurts.”

“I know that wasn’t very comfortable.”

“Is the size of oxygen mask comfortable for you?“, said the nurse.

“Open your shirt and belt, and lie back, please.”

“Could you lower your pants for me, please?”

“This shot is going in your hip, so I need you to undo your pants."

“Turn your head to the side, and cough.”

Before a rectal exam: “Turn around and bend over.”

“This jelly is a little cold.”

“You're going to feel some pressure.”

And my favorite, from a lovely doctor in her early 50s, when she heard that I had pain in the area of my perineum… “I'm going to have to get a feel of you.”

“Take off your shoes and step on the scale, please."

“Feet together and stand straight.”

“Take off your socks.”

“Everything off except your underwear.”

”Open wide and say aah.”

”Lie back and relax.”

”Drop your drawers.”

“Just lay back and relax”

“Please remove all your clothing “including you underwear”and put on the gown”

”Relax it might be a little cold”

”I’ll send the nurse in to finish things off”

When my mom took me and my older sister for a physical the nurse would take us to the exam room (double appointment). The nurse tell my mom to have me undress and my sister could have a seat. She would say something like, “have your son take all his clothes off (strip) down to only his underpants socks off too.” While I was stripping down she would go over paperwork with my mom. After I was undressed she would check my vitals there was one last set of instructions as she left the room. “Have a seat on the exam table your can keep you underpants on for now, the doctor will be in shortly.”

I always found it amusing how the nurse asked you to undress and what they called your underwear. When asked to undress-it was “undress, strip, everything off.”

The different words they used for my underwear- “underpants, shorts, underwear, skivvies, boxers and briefs.”

A few variations depending on the particular doctor;

“I'm just going to take a quick check down there and make sure everything's okay.”

“Ok, hop down and walk towards me now -any of the three “ lower, drop or lose your underwear or shorts.”

“Nothing to be ashamed of, it’s not the first time that your mom and sister has seen your penis guy.”

“Don't worry, it will not be long before you will welcome girls seeing you naked.”

”Have you ever had a hernia?” No. “I still need to check that you have not developed a hernia, now.”

“Now, you turn left and give me 2 strong coughs, same thing now turn right.”

“You, can get dress now”. “You can pull up your underwear and get dressed, now”

I have always wanted to be a doctor. So, no words can turn me on 😃

Ever since a young boy, words that implied the placing of inanimate objects into ano-genital openings always got a rise: insert, introduce, situate. My mother was a surgical nurse and I picked up lots of terminology and imagery from her textbooks. But since so many of the responses here seem to skew toward verbal suggestions/commands from their own personal medical experiences/doctors, then I would mention my own personal experience which required me to follow the commands from an “Asian doctor,” which I link to here for the sake of brevity.

https://en.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=1157694

I'm not sure I have a favorite phrase that turns me on versus, say, a moment, possibly. A while ago, I was watching a 90's movie called “For the Love of my Child: the Anissa Ayala Story”, which deals with an upper teenage young woman helping out a baby sister with cancer. In one scene, IIRC, she opens her window in her room and looks outside at an other cancer patient out in the courtyard. She lets out a little gasp, the nurse asks what's wrong. The young woman asks, with some nervousness in her voice, “Will I have to wear a mask like that?” (pertaining to after her bone marrow transplant). The nurse says something like “Yes, for about three months after transplant, except when you're alone”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqawh5rDY6M

There's something that turns me on about the nervousness of the girl asking that question, and to a lesser degree, the nurse's reply, which, in this case, was matter of fact and kind of cold.

And in the movie, it was simply a white earloop mask. At Stanford, you start out with an EHMR (elastomeric half mask respirator): a thick rubber-like mask (black, grey, or blue/grey) with pink pancake filters on either side and a big, thick gray strap harness to keep it on. Like such:

https://healthier.stanfordchildrens.org/en/bonded-forever-through-the-miracle-of-transplant-2/

Not the fashion statement a typical college girl wants to make, unless she actually has a mask fetish like me. I would love to be around when an attractive young patient is at that moment where she asks about the mask (or is otherwise explained about it by the nurse or doctor or whoever). And a big mask like that might require some sort of proper fit test, or maybe not. But if so, that would be interesting.

”I will be back shortly” the suspense gets me every time

The woed “enema” when I heard it in any context would instantly make me blush. I know others that it still does that to, but I got desensitized over time being at zity. My ears still perk up though!

Please undress and here is a gown

Please undress and then just drape this over your lap

OK I will check your prostate now

Relax, you will feel some pressure

Any concerns in your genital area?

Have your sons strip down to their underpants

I have seen a lot of boys in their briefs, so nothing to cover up.

We'll have you boys dressed soon.

Don't be alarmed,I'm just checking your plumbing.

The first time the table paper crinkles as your underpants touch the table

Anytime the patient uses the word “Doctor.”

Also the use of the word “table” as short hand for operating table, especially if used by the patient.