Quickest Method and Solution for a Deep Clean...

If I wanted to get the cleanest possible with a 2-qt each, 4-enema session, what would be the best solution and equipment? Nozzle? deep colon tube? soap (only baby shampoo available), glycerin? epsom salts? plain water? I've read the merits of each and I'm not interested in the punishing or retention enema, I just want that Spic-and-Span feeling. Thanks

Here's what I'd do to accomplish your goal. All the following enemas would be given with a standard, 2 quart, fountain syringe or irrigating can, filled completely with solution.

First enema: This is to get out all the low down poo. Two quarts of comfortably warm water, just above body temperature and not hot, with a couple of swishes of Ivory bar soap... just enough to make the water slightly milky... given lying on your left side or tummy with a standard enema nozzle. Hang or hold the bag about two feet above the injection point and try and take the entire bagful, breathing deeply as it flows in. When the bag is empty, remove the nozzle and hold the solution until the urge becomes strong and you just gotta go, then sit on the toilet and poo it out. Take your time sitting.

The second enema is more powerful. The solution is a mix of liquid Castile soap, about an ounce, and two Magic Bullet suppositories or 4 Dulcolax tablets, crushed,. Both ingredients are added to two quarts of comfortably warm water. This enema is given in either the left lying, or preferably the knee-chest position. The nozzle is a 20" or longer colon tube, Fr 26 to Fr 32, lubricated with Vaseline and gently inserted as far as possible... preferably full length. Let the enema un in, again with the bag a couple of feet above the injection point, so the cramping doesn't start too early. Again, hold the solution as long as you can. Properly done, this enema will cause quite a bit of cramping but will really clean you out. Toilet sit until all the urge has passed.

The third enema is a plain water rinse, given as above with the colon tube in high.

The fourth enema is the same as the third, with either some salt or baking soda to soothe.

Wow!!! That sounds like a really thorough clean out. How long does it usually take to complete the series? Denise

@Denise

It probably takes about 5 hours, but obviously depends on how long it takes you to prepare the enemas, bed, etc, and how long it takes to get the enemas in, and how long you sit to poo.

I always allow plenty of time to take the enemas, because rapidly given enemas tend to cause more cramping. Also, it's a good idea to hold the enemas to give time for the urge to build, resulting in increased effectiveness. Finally, take your time sitting on the toilet. Subsequent enemas will go in more easily if your bowel has time to relax and completely empty.

If you're in a hurry, you can skip the two final rinses, but you may have to poo very urgently later on, if the laxative is not completely washed out.

I must be an anomaly. I've read countless posts about the effectiveness of soap, glycerin, etc. I've tried the above procedure and many more and have better luck with plain water. It irritates less and I can hold it longer. It seems to also clean better.

This is rough but it's quick and effective:

It's for experienc3ed enema takers only!

If you haven't taken enemas before this is nothing to mess with!!

When you are doing the liquid diet the day before: Drink ONE bottle of either Gatorade or Powerade in the 32 oz bottle.

Wash the bottle out repeatedly until you can no longer smell the original content and let it dry.

Pour in 18 oz of GLYCERIN.

Unscrew the cap from ONE Fleet enema and pour that in.

Fill the rest of the bottle with hot water, and shake well. Then set it aside and let the water and glycerin mix.

Right before bed, shake it well again.

Day of the cleanout

Whatever you do, DO NOT EAT!!

Drink plenty of water.

Place the Powerade bottle in a sink or dishpan full of hot water

Set up the enema bed as you would for a Simms position(Left side position ) enema. Within arm's reach you will need two clean washcloths. One that can be a good bite rag and the other to stuff in your butt crack if you start to leak on the way to the toilet.

I keep a small dishpan where I can just slide it out, hand my head over the edge of the bed just in case anything DOES come out.

I have used a rather small o[pen-top bag, but I don't think an open-top is really needed. It's preferred!

Use a nozzle that you hare familiar and comfortable with.

Make sure to take a pee before getting in position.

When you pour the solution in the bag, you are going to have to be careful of the hose, because most clamps that can hold back water will seep with this mixture.

You might want to transfer it to the bag at the last possible minute.

Get a good relaxed position. Do the insertion as you normally would.

When it comes time to open the valve, remember this mixture will inject FAST!

Your retention time will be SHORT compared to what you are used to. I hold most types of enemas 15 minutes. While I have used this a total of 3 times in my life, and all three times told myself “never again” I have yet to make it past 9 minutes on this mixture.

Like any enema, try to hold it until you are at the point of just enough time from spontaneous expulsion to make it to the toilet.

Once on the toilet, expect THE ENTIRE CONTENTS of your bowels to be out in a couple of minutes!

You will need no other laxatives or enemas for at least several days!

Be prepared in case it DOES come out both ends at once! That happened one out of the three times in my life that I have used this mixture. It was just gastric juices, no food scraps!

You will need a couple of hours for everything to settle down, Only eat once it has settled down. nothing too physically strenuous the rest of the day and no girdle the rest of the day.

So far all of the suggestions are good ones and provide a variety of recipes for a thorough cleaning. I will chime in with what works for me.

I have found multiple enemas done about one hour apart works to get my colon clear of solids and what is expelled on the final enema is a yellowish color and somewhat clear. Here's what I do.

All my enemas are 2 qts. I start with a Bronners Castile lavender soap enema- about 1.5 TBS. I hold for about 10 minutes then expel. The second is an Epson Salts enema and I am still experiencing some irritation from the Bronners so I don't hold this second enema for too long maybe just under 10 minutes. The third is a baking soda enema and that is the easiest to take and hold since the first two enemas have done the heavy lifting so speak and essentially cleared my colon. The expel gushes out and doesn't take long. This tells me my colon is now very clear. I could do more enemas but I don't think I need to.

So I am more of the mind of keep doing enemas until your expels feel like pure liquid with no solids and has some clarity in its color- light yellow. This takes some time and you should never feel in hurry to get to clear return.