I just spent three days in the hospital for a COPD exacerbation episode. Great hospital, nice staff, decent food, and a PCA lady that I seemed to hit off with. We joked a lot about staying in the hospital, life, etc, etc. One afternoon we were bantering back and forth and I dropped the comment, "Hospitals aren't as much fun since you quit giving enemas."She stopped dead in her tracks, looked over her shoulder and with a sly little grin said, "No, they sure aren't." I was left pondering what possibilities we could have in a different time and place. I'll just keep dreaming.