Semen Sample During Exam

I have never been asked for a semen sample. I was never a biological father, so I never had to deal with fertility issues. That can get very complicated and expensive.

After my vasectomy, I had to bring in a semen sample from home.

I had to have surgery that involved possibly side effect of not being able to ejaculate and also chemotherapy that can affect sperm count. Doctor suggested to store some sperm just in case.

Needed to go to sperm bank four time to give sample. Was taken to room with sink small couch tv with stack of porn videos and magazines. Given a container and told to wash my hand and the produce sample in container seal it up and leave it on shelf in corner. Then check out with front desk. Leaving office and seeing others in waiting room knowing what they are going to do next and them knowing what I just did was a turn on. After my surgery and chemo was done was told by doctor to have my sperm check need to do sample at home first thing in the morning keep it warm it was winter and bring it to the office.

To my surprise when I arrived at the office there were three other men waiting all with brown bag in the pockets we all sort of laughed as we know what we were there for. All tuned out good and I could have the sperm bank discard me samples . hope to never have to do this again but if I did maybe all the guys can get together and help it other out with the collection

It appears that a semen specimen is different for fertility issues than for bacterial issues. The only time I needed to produce a semen sample was to check for a bacterial infection. Simply enough the doctor obtained it by putting pressure on the prostate until he obtained a drop or two - enough to put under the microscope. Don't get too excited guys, it's not that exciting or erotic.

After my vasectomy, I had to bring in a semen sample from home.

Same here. If he'd done it himself I'd have had to kill him. My present doctor could do it for me as often as she wants.

My wife wouldn't do it for me so it was off to the bathroom to do it myself.

In addition to my previous post, due to low sperm count, i had to provide samples to insemenate my wife for each of my 2 kids. The first one was extracted at home by my wife and then taken to the hospital in a cup under my coat. This was at Kaiser and they didn't let me watch the insemination.

The 2nd one was at a private fertility clinic. The nurse called me back with the cup in her hand. Everyone in the waiting room knew what I was about to do. I was kind of nervous so it took me awhile to do it. After that, I returned to the waiting room for them to do whatever it was that they did with my semen. Then they called both of us in and my wife stripped and climbed into the stirrups. I got to watch over the Dr's shoulder while the tub ewas inserted into her cervix. The dr let me press the plunger on the syringe.

For fertility testing I had to produce the sample at home and bring it to the doc‘s office, the cup wrapped in aluminum foil so it stayed warm. Since I lived close enough to the practice I was allowed to do it at home. Otherwise I would have had to masturbate at the doctor‘s office in the bathroom. For IVF the had a separate room in the practice and you know all the men that go in there do the same. They take out their penis and shoot their sperm into a plastic cup. It’s not very erotic.

Hence I still have the fantasy of regular urology check ups, tied down in stirrups and eventually having the sperm extracted by the medical personnel, preferably male

I went to my urologist and after the rectal exam determined i had prostatitis. I was given a cup and told that he needed a semen sample. The male PA was in the room and I had to masterbate into the cup. Given antibiotics and return for follow up exam 2 weeks later.

@btmee did the Assistant remain in the room while you masturbated?

@Russianbare

Yes he stayed in the room near the counter I was near the exam table

I've never had a semen sample in my exams. I hope it happens to me someday.

Not a semen sample - but on one occasion I had a DRE where the doctor got a sample of my prostatic fluid for testing. Female doctor. She made sure she had another adult present for professionalism, so the receptionist came in. I was on paroxetine at the time and instructed to take an extra pill prior to the procedure [prevents an erection and ejaculation at a higher dose]. It felt pleasant but she got her sample very swiftly. In follow up I learned that my PSA was fine. Diagnosis was prostate congestion.

I browse these things and hear Tattoo and Mr Roarke reading them aloud in my head.

Nearly all of these exam things are coming out of fantasy. They would result in real Physicians losing their licences to practice. So just take that into account when reading them.

A test, as mentioned, of semen or seminal fluid may well take place in a fertility clinic. It would not be something a General practitioner or family doctor would do as part of an exam.

Family Doctors may find problems beyond their scope of practice and refer patients to Specialists for tests or after having tests conducted and analyzing the results.

Sounds like a trip to fantasy island again...

Aint going to happen.

It appears that a semen specimen is different for fertility issues than for bacterial issues. The only time I needed to produce a semen sample was to check for a bacterial infection. Simply enough the doctor obtained it by putting pressure on the prostate until he obtained a drop or two - enough to put under the microscope.

I had a similar experience. 30 years ago I had a case of prostatitis and a bladder infection. After taking antibiotics for 30 days, I visited my Urologist and he wanted a semen sample to determine if the infection has been cured. So he "milked" my prostate and obtained a drop or two of semen to put under a microscope. Good news - - my infection was gone. Unfortunately, I have had several reoccurrences of prostatitis over the past 30 years - - but have only had my prostate "milked" that one time.

I've never had a semen sample taken for a test, and I'm really curious about the procedure. I did have a swab taken once because they wanted to analyze my seminal fluid, and that's the closest I've come to that test. I hope I get the chance someday, and I'll definitely share my experience.