Enemas Gone Wrong

Anyone have an experience where the enema, or enema session, didn't go as planned?

A few weeks ago, I prepped everything, both mentally and physically, for a morning thorough clean out. I had the big bag loaded up and primed for an enjoyable session, but as soon as I unclamped the hose, the trouble began.

The water didn't flow in as it normally does. I checked the hose for kinks, and found nothing. I adjusted my position, and I could feel some water flow in, but not the usual flood. In addition, the bag only flattened a little before I felt like I was going to explode. I clamped the hose, and raced to the toilet.

Some fecal matter was expelled, but not enough to justify the urgent need to expel. I thought it might be a clog in my tail pipe, so I got back into position for another round. Again, the same issue. It took me no time at all to feel full, and race to the toilet. Again the same result, very little fecal matter was expelled.

Not to be discouraged, I tried it again. This time, I had strong cramps, and could barely hold it until I reached the toilet.

After expelling, I called it quits. I didn't even drain the bag to the halfway mark. I was very disappointed. I didn't even feel better afterward. Plus, there was no real plug, as I was able to have a normal BM within 24 hours of the irrigation.

Anyone else have an enema, or session, which didn't go as planned?

I used to have a clear plastic bag that I enjoyed watching the water let go down as I became full in every respect. I had the hung in it’s usual spot, started the flow and suddenly the bag ripped and water everywhere. I real mess but more importantly I lost my favorite bag

A few years ago, I has prepared an original JBL for a high enema by filling it full with very warn, somewhat soapy water. I had placed it carefully on a hard chair with arms a couple feet from the toilet and had lubes my ass with K-Y. The nozzle was sitting up straight on the bag, waiting for me to sit on it. I carefully positioned myself properly, with my hands supporting some weight on the chair arms and slowly lowered myself fully onto the nozzle which went in easily until the dome on the valve sealed my anus.

I then transferred more weight onto the bag, anticipating a gentle easy fill. And the seam on the bag burst, dumping 5 quarts of soapy water all over the floor in one giant gush. What a mess!

@BigBagBoy the same happened to me when I had had way too much coffee to drink during the day - colon simply too stressed out.

Otherwise, I've had hoses come off, especially connections to colon tubes or higginson bulbs. Nasty because not only you get clean water from the bag, but also dirty water from the other end...

Otherwise, I've had hoses come off, especially connections to colon tubes or higginson bulbs. Nasty because not only you get clean water from the bag, but also dirty water from the other end...

I had that happen to me recently. What a mess!

I’d be amazed if any of those of us who enjoy enemas don’t have a story or two to tell in this regard. I’ve certainly had my share ranging from the experience you described, @BigBagBoy when I, too, gave up in despair, to equipment failures of various sorts resulting in watery messes made, through to unanticipated invasion of my “me time” leading to pressing the ABORT MISSION button and hurriedly packing up my stuff.

It happens to me from time to time. I take regular coffee enemas, and I have found that my colon is temperamental on some days, luckily not all that often.

Sometimes I experience intense discomfort when the enema goes in, feeling like exploding without having taken much of it. Once in a blue moon my colon empties everything out in an almost uninterrupted long gush, but on most days it takes some time and patience to get it all out. After decades of enemas I have come to accept these quirks for what they are on the day, and don't fuss too much about it. I guess a bad enema day is for klismos pretty much like a bad hair day for is everybody else.

Maybe stress is a contributing factor when your gut acts up - who knows?

None except for two earlier-than-planned expulsions that wound up jetting enema-diluted colon contents all over my commode and wall behind it. The urges were so strong that I couldn't contain it even with a DBC in and inflated. Wow, did those take a long time to clean up. Almost made me seriously consider giving up self-taken enemas, but I came to my senses.

Eric

I have posted about it several times lately.

I had one enema in particular where I was using my 5-in flex nozzle. The first round went as expected.

The second round was injecting, I had maybe a pint in, and all of a sudden my sphincter pulsed hard. Has happened before but this time water was squirting everywhere.

I closed the valve, and I noticed there was no nozzle at the end of the hose!!!!

I fist thought the nozzle had detached and was somewhere in the bedding I breached position to look for it.

Then I realized I could FEEL it!

I tried to get it out, but I could not get enough of it to really have my hand on it.

I yelled for my husband.

He cam running.

I had been taking the enema in Simms position, but I tried going to knee-chest to make it easier for him to reach. He could feel the end of it but could not get enough of it to get it out.

We started discussing what to do with the kids so I could go to the Emergency Room, which is about 20 minutes away by car.

Then, all of a sudden with no warning the 30 mg oral bisacodyl decided to do it's thing, and I had to run, and I mean RUN to the toilet!

After it did it's thing there was nothing solid left in my large intestine!

Certainly nothing as large as a 5-in enema nozzle.

I had to reach into all that poop to get it out.

First time I had poop on my hands since my son has been out of diapers.

Worked out well in the end, because it came out on it's own! I had no chance of stopping it if I had wanted to.

Saved a trip to the ER, the cost of a replacement nozzle and we didn't have to deal with the child care issue while I was at the ER!

I'm no teenager any more, any cleanse now will include some sort of oral laxative!

So, a bad enema, yes, but not the disaster it could have been.

I have posted this before, but for those who missed it:

If you give or take frequent enemas it is only a matter of time before you have an accident or incident, more than a spilled bag of plain water or soapy water. I am talking about a major mess.

The first was when I was a teenager and my sister and I decided to give ourselves a wine enema. With red wine. To make a long story short, I had an explosive expulsion and mom thought the red splashed all over the toilet and bathroom floor was blood. After I had to confess it was not blood but wine, their panic turned to being major league pissed.

Years later as an adult, I broke my own rule when the phone rang and I answered it. It was my daughter and I was expecting her call so I answered. I was retaining a coffee enema and for a while it was easy to hold. Then the urges to expel started getting stronger and I hoped they would go away in a minute like usual, but they got stronger. I trotted to the toilet with shitty coffee running down my legs and leaving a brown trail on my beige carpet. As the coffee and shit gushed out into the toilet my daughter asked, "What is that noise?" I had to tell her I had given myself an enema but did not say it was coffee. After she hung up it took me an hour with spray carpet cleaner to get some of it out but I still had to call the professional carpet cleaners in to finish it.

All the rest were just minor inconvenience and maybe a sore ass for a day or two because of a strong soap solution or something. I am not real adventurous in that regard. I take enemas for fun not punishment.

Enemas gone wrong? The plastic hook that comes with the bag bends to open causing the full bag to drop from the shower head and crash into the tub with a loud splat. Luckily it doesn't go all over the floor, but having to make another strong soapy full bag enema takes my excitement level down a few pegs...

Thank goodness never in the bedroom, but I messed up the bathroom a few times over the years. I had a full bag of soapy water slip out of my hands as I was carrying it from the sink to hang on a towel bar. (Good reason to get a metal S hook, which I did.) A well lubed rectal tube slipped out of me while I was taking solo in the rear up position. I didn't feel it at first, and chamomile tea mixed in warm water went everywhere. (I learned my lesson, my husband helped the next time. Talk about a life changer! ❤️)

And I've had little accidents, not enough to call the sanitation squad, but when you take enemas, sometimes surprises happen.

Nothing out of the ordinary accident - nozzles slippout and and falling open top bags. Sometimes I take in the shower and the S-hook will slip off the shower faucet. Accidents are a good reason to use a combination syringe bag, at least for me.

I have had the plastic hook that came with a 2-qt bag break in two. Fortunately never while the valve was open

What could go wrong with this enema? You have your girl ( in this case) in the knee chest position.....you have her sealed up nice and snug with a double balloon rectal nozzle.....you expect this to be a "hands free" session where you can occupy yourself (and her) with your hands doing other things. The bag is hung, she been lubed and nozzled and the outer bulb looks almost like a tennis ball.....and you now the inner one looks as big inside her rectum.

And so you begin the fill....everything is going swimmingly until....holy shit....she's about 3/4 full and she has a cramp and she blows the whole apparatus out her ass.....yes....I guarantee you, this has happened.

Once the thing goes badly, it doesn't quit.......the floor, the carpet, maybe the walls....and god forbid....you and her both get hit. Talk about a mood killer....try walking that back with a naked girl covered in her own shit. Yes, true story....and one enema session that was a real letdown.

Over the years, we have had our share of dropped bags, nozzles sliding out, nozzles coming off the hose, broken hooks and accidents. One early one stands out in both our minds: as I have said elsewhere, Lisa and I bathed together, and started playing with the 4 oz child's bulb that Mom used for our enemas. First, we just squirted air into each other and giggled as we farted underwater. However, it wasn't long until Lisa started filling the bulb with bath water and giving me real enemas. Soon after, she filled the bulb and handed it to me, laying over on her side to expose her anus. Of course, I eased the nozzle into her and squeezed the enema in. We enjoyed this activity for several months, until it became to tame. Lisa decided we should see who could take the most bulbs, so she squeezed one into me, then handed me the bulb and I squeezed one into her. We alternated with this until one had to go. We played several times, and Lisa decided to up the ante: we alternated giving to each other until we felt quite full. Then, we were going to see who could hold our enema longest. By now, we were fiercely competitive, and determined to win. We held until Lisa lost her load in the tub. I started to laugh at her, and that caused ME to dump in the bathwater, too. We drained the tub and showered, carefully scrubbing each other. We thought we had succeeded in getting clean, but when Mom came home and passed us sitting on the couch watching TV, she made a face and said, "Who farted?" We both chimed in, "I did!" Mom said it smelled awful, and that we needed to strip and report to the bathroom for enemas. She had no idea how happy that made us! LOL!

What could go wrong with this enema? You have your girl ( in this case) in the knee chest position.....you have her sealed up nice and snug with a double balloon rectal nozzle.....you expect this to be a "hands free" session where you can occupy yourself (and her) with your hands doing other things. The bag is hung, she been lubed and nozzled and the outer bulb looks almost like a tennis ball.....and you now the inner one looks as big inside her rectum.

And so you begin the fill....everything is going swimmingly until....holy shit....she's about 3/4 full and she has a cramp and she blows the whole apparatus out her ass.....yes....I guarantee you, this has happened.

I've had a 250/250cc Latex DBC inflated inside/outside me and still had it (the internal balloon) blow out of my ass during either an orgasm while retaining or just from some extremely intense urges to push that I couldn't suppress, I think caused by too strong Castile soap plus glycerin. Fortunately, for some lucky reason, just a bit of pretty clear water leakage with either one,

Those are what finally taught me I had to experiment with balloon inflation volumes, and I wound up increasing my DBC inflations from I think about 5-7 pumps to 10-12 pumps. No further problems after the larger balloon inflations. AND I found out how much I really loved the bigger diameter balloons inflated in me. ??❗️❤️

Eric

During one session not that long ago I started with my usual fleet enema followed by 2, 2 qt warm water and salt enemas as a pre clean out

That was followed by 2 bisacodyle suppositories retained for 20 min then nice warm Castile soap enema with a folly 30 fr catheter for retention

Held the suppositories and soap enema for 20 minutes when I went to release in the toilet my ass exploded splashing out of toilet and making a big mess that I had to clean

Lesson next time release in tub with water running lol

@wayward1 said

During one session not that long ago I started with my usual fleet enema followed by 2, 2 qt warm water and salt enemas as a pre clean out

That was followed by 2 bisacodyle suppositories retained for 20 min then nice warm Castile soap enema with a folly 30 fr catheter for retention

Held the suppositories and soap enema for 20 minutes when I went to release in the toilet my ass exploded splashing out of toilet and making a big mess that I had to clean

Lesson next time release in tub with water running lol

If you had sat on the toilet, any spray would have been contained.

Releasing your enema into the tub would only have magnified the size of the mess; you would have had to collect all the chunky shit balls out of the tub that wouldn't just flow down the drain, and you would still have to clean your butt cheeks.

Doesn't anybody think things through any more?

@ ericmacson

you pump the 250/250 latex nozzles 10-12 pumps ??!!?? Wow, that's a lot, i would think they would fail, i never thought they could take that much, i thought i was pushing it with 5 pumps.

Hi All.....,

Remember "Murphy????"

When it comes to "ENEMAS!!!!".....

Murphy was an Optimist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dropping full bags, Nozzles slipping off... NOT getting yer' butt over the toilet bowl in time......

There are many testimonies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

highwater

PS Just to let everyone know... since "Cristobal" came thru town ... all is OK!! I live down here in the bottom of the "BOOT" (S/E La.) and at least where I live on the North Shore of Lake Pontchartrain ... no major problems.....

I read Vicki V's comment about her rectal tube slipping out. I have had the same problem. My colon tube is about 3/8" diameter (I don't know the french size) and about twenty inches long. If I lube it well so I get it all the way in without folding over, it seems to just keep creeping out due to the internal pressure if I don't keep a hand on it. I have heard of taping it to the inner thigh but have not tried that. Fortunately when it slipped out while masturbating it was only mild soapy water so cleanup was not too bad.

If you give or take frequent enemas it is only a matter of time before you have an accident or incident, more than a spilled bag of plain water or soapy water. I am talking about a major mess.

In know upon this one too and one day I have had enough of this mess. Since then I prefer to swallow a good dose castor oil, this early in the morning, not having breakfasted - one hour later the bowel movement will begin irresistibly.

@Cheryl77177

3/8" is about Fr 28, a reasonable size for enemas... thick enough not to curl but thin enough to pass by big poo when going up you.

This is how to figure that out: Fr # = (Outside Diameter in mm) * 3

AFAIK, there's no really good way of solving the slipping problem.

If you want to use a colon tube in up high (good for getting the enema waay up you for best effect) you can't use a retention device, like a single or double balloon catheter.

You takes your choice... get the solution way up and live with slippage, or get the water down low with a retention device.

The most annoying thing that happens is when the connection to my inflated double balloon retention nozzle comes off during an enema and soapy water starts coming out from the tubing connecting to the bag as well as from the tube in me. I sometimes forget that I have to stop the flow from both places, or let go of one while I tend to the other and I wind up with a sopping wet bathroom floor.

@ ericmacson

you pump the 250/250 latex nozzles 10-12 pumps ??!!?? Wow, that's a lot, i would think they would fail, i never thought they could take that much, i thought i was pushing it with 5 pumps.

trw428,

At first, I felt the same way having owned several latex 250x2 DBC's over the years. But starting 5 years ago I read a lot here and found others inflating them larger so gradually tried it in my hand and then inside me. It never looked or sounded like an impending rupture so I kept going to I think the maximum I've ever used is 10-12 pumps. That's enough to give me a very good anal seal between the two inflated balloons and it lets me be almost leakproof even holding 4-5 quart enemas. I love holding these very large enemas for a long time, usually 30-60 minutes going solo, or until the enema plus other added kinks pushes me over the edge and I need to orgasm. When I still received enemas as a sub to my ex-wife's Domme, she'd make me hold 2 (combined, no releasing in between) enemas totaling 3-4 quarts for around 2-4 hours held in with my DBC to let her enjoy making me squirm and moan as long as she liked. When she was in a really dominant mood, a couple of times she made me hold it overnight so she'd get even more time in being dominant, watching me struggle during edging, and give her orgasms. Those nights were probably a 6-8 hour hold with the DBC. Unforgettable.

The other added benefit to me is that inserting and inflating two "250cc" balloons feels wonderful and erotic as hell even before I've started the enema water. I've had more enjoyable "inflated DBC without enema" orgasms than I can count.

Eric

Agree with reddevil, having the connection slip off between DBRC and enema bag tubing is bad, soapy water coming out of the bag and dirty water coming out of you. takes some time to deflate balloons and pull out the balloon catheter, i try and reconnect (only happened once). I'm not attached to any of the enema parts, e.g. bags nozzles, etc. and i replace the yellow gum latex tubing every 1 1/2 to 2 years. also, cut the last 1 1/2 inches of tubing off every 6 month, or so, keeping fresh ends on the tubing goes a long way in preventing separations. If the bag looks shaky, time for a new bag.

Rather inadequate clip on my enema tube often unclips before nozzle fully inserted. Not a major issue, but does mean I have to refill the bag for a second time!

@andy_c

You are likely using the adult enema nozzle as a splice between the enema hose and the double balloon catheter. It is not designed for that purpose.

Something like this is a better choice:

https://www.amazon.com/Quickun-Plastic-Fitting-Splicer-Adapter/dp/B07YRS7P44/ref=sr_1_24?dchild=1&keywords=Polypropylene+Plastic+barbed+splice+5%2F16%22&qid=1592014121&s=industrial&sr=1-24

I never take a serious enema anywhere but in the bathtub. If anything goes awry, cleanup is a lot faster and easier. Hand-held shower head devise is my friend.