First Time Colon Hydrotherapy Questions for Men

This is questions for men experiencing colon hydrotherapy for the first time with a female therapist. I'd like to hear how your experience went the first time you were given a colonic by a female. I think it's one of the greatest therapies ever. For me it felt amazing and I've been getting them regularly ever since. I found the fears of embarrassment or discomfort weren't a factor at all. So glad I bit my pride and just went and let her do it.

1. Was the female therapist attractive? Did this effect your anxiety or embarrassment.

2. What were your initial concerns, anxieties or fears going to get a colonic with a female therapist? Ex. Embarrassment/body exposure... Is the speculum insertion going to hurt?.....How the water might feel going in? Am I going to shit myself on the table?

3. Were your initial fears founded, or was the experience not nearly as bad as you thought it would be? Did you consider chickening out?

4. Did the process happen as you imagined it would? Did something occur, or the therapist did something you were or weren't expecting to happen? Example: Not all methods of giving a colonic are always the same (gravity vs machine).... Some therapists require doing a rectal exam before giving their client a colonic.

5. She had you to turn onto your left side and bend your knees, then asked you "are you ready?" Did you have that panic moment ( that "Oh my God, I can't believe I'm letting her do this" moment.) Was your heart pounding in anticipation of feeling the speculum being inserted up your rectum? Was it completely painless, or did you feel some discomfort? Experienced therapists and registered nurses seem to know how to do this best without the client feeling any discomfort at all.

6. Did you get an erection when she did the insertion? This is a normal and most therapists are use to seeing it. The speculum is kind of big and goes in your rectum 2 1/2" - 4", and puts pressure on (stimulates) the prostate. It can be completely involuntary, as some men can be scared or nervous and not control getting an erection. Of course the process can also feel pleasurable as well.

7. Did you enjoy your first colonic? Did you keep getting them regularly.......or was it so bad you swore to never have it done again?

Your first question reveals your true motives.

A Colon Therapist is not a sex worker.

@Slim88 said

This is questions for men experiencing colon hydrotherapy for the first time with a female therapist. I'd like to hear how your experience went the first time you were given a colonic by a female. I think it's one of the greatest therapies ever. For me it felt amazing and I've been getting them regularly ever since. I found the fears of embarrassment or discomfort weren't a factor at all. So glad I bit my pride and just went and let her do it.

1. Was the female therapist attractive? Did this effect your anxiety or embarrassment.

2. What were your initial concerns, anxieties or fears going to get a colonic with a female therapist? Ex. Embarrassment/body exposure... Is the speculum insertion going to hurt?.....How the water might feel going in? Am I going to shit myself on the table?

3. Were your initial fears founded, or was the experience not nearly as bad as you thought it would be? Did you consider chickening out?

4. Did the process happen as you imagined it would? Did something occur, or the therapist did something you were or weren't expecting to happen? Example: Not all methods of giving a colonic are always the same (gravity vs machine).... Some therapists require doing a rectal exam before giving their client a colonic.

5. She had you to turn onto your left side and bend your knees, then asked you "are you ready?" Did you have that panic moment ( that "Oh my God, I can't believe I'm letting her do this" moment.) Was your heart pounding in anticipation of feeling the speculum being inserted up your rectum? Was it completely painless, or did you feel some discomfort? Experienced therapists and registered nurses seem to know how to do this best without the client feeling any discomfort at all.

6. Did you get an erection when she did the insertion? This is a normal and most therapists are use to seeing it. The speculum is kind of big and goes in your rectum 2 1/2" - 4", and puts pressure on (stimulates) the prostate. It can be completely involuntary, as some men can be scared or nervous and not control getting an erection. Of course the process can also feel pleasurable as well.

7. Did you enjoy your first colonic? Did you keep getting them regularly.......or was it so bad you swore to never have it done again?

Why only the first time for men? This can also be an issue for women.

The very vast majority of men who have colonics are experienced enema users.

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@Sean said

Your first question reveals your true motives.

A Colon Therapist is not a sex worker.

@Slim88's questions were for the most part "leading questions" not neutral ones.

A colon therapist is not a sex worker, although I would use the term "therapist" rather loosely.

1. NO

2. No

3. No

4. Yes

5. No

6. No

7. Yes

Not going to get sucked into explanations - use your imagination!

@Sean

And you come to this website ONLY for the latest trends in health and bowel friendly advice? Get real.

The colon hydrotherapy industry is owned and operated predominantly by women. So it's understandable that men will experience anxiety much more than women......being we're of the opposite sex. The feelings of anxiety, embarrassment, and even arousal is natural and largely unavoidable. Though colon therapists are not sex workers, they know full well the nature of what they do has an effect on their male clients. They aren't stupid. And in knowing this they have no problem making money giving men colonics.

STRAIGHT guys who go for colonics love having women do things to their asses. If they didn't they wouldn't be going for colon irrigations which serve no medical purpose other than before colonoscopy when other colon cleanings are not effective or able to be done. Enemas will mitigate practically all colon maladies.

Women also predominate in giving colonics because most all men [other than homosexuals] want a woman--NOT a man--to perform it for them. I also venture to say that most women do not want a man to do their colonic irrigation. That is why women are the vast majority of colon irrigators.

STRAIGHT guys who go for colonics love having women do things to their asses. If they didn't they wouldn't be going for colon irrigations which serve no medical purpose .....

Women also predominate in giving colonics because most all men [other than homosexuals] want a woman--NOT a man--to perform it for them. I also venture to say that most women do not want a man to do their colonic irrigation. That is why women are the vast majority of colon irrigators.

I find doing enemas alone is cumbersome and takes away from some of the relaxation. So I periodically see a colonhydro-terrorist just so I can relax and enjoy without any responsibility for prep or clean up. While it's not sexual for me getting a colonic - I wouldn't go to a male, so yup - if someone other than a doctor is going to have anything to do with my ass it will be female.

I tried looking on the web but couldn't find any statistics on male vs female ratio of people who do colonics. I expect more women than men do it - but that is nothing more than a brain fart. At the risk of being sexist - I think more women than men fall for the "holistic-homeopathy" bullshit and that's why there are more women colon-terroists and women customers. Nothing to back that up - so feel free to call it bullshit!!!

I posted on this a number of years ago. Here in the UK at that time, 2014, the Association and Register of Colonic Hydrotherapist list showed some 7% of their therapists to be male.

I have been going, at monthly or more frequent intervals, for colonics for the past twelve years. There is absolutely no way that I would consider going to a man for such a treatment.

And yes, as Suzi says, it is all about a lady doing "things" to my back passage. Nice, very nice!

Over the last twelve years I have received nearly two hundred colonics from sixteen different therapists. I went to one lady, sadly practices no more, some fifty times. She also gave massage, waxed me and treated my ears. More recently I have been to the "twinkly Granny" monthly and sometimes more often. She gives me a free one at Christmas and, in 2017, one as a wedding present! And yes, I have spent a lot of money on this!!

The majority of the colonics have been by the closed system, gravity and machine but I have also had open ones too and they have also been enjoyable, particularly the time the therapist ushered in another lady with the words "Louise is here to observe your treatment", no by your leave!

All those ladies have been thoroughly professional. The three ladies who I have been to most have become great friends and we have discussed every subject under the sun. Yes they know all about my love for lingerie and anal play.

However in no way was/is there anything sexual in the relationships. COVID-19 means that I haven't been to my "twinkly granny" Sue for a colonic since Christmas and boy do I miss her horribly.

STRAIGHT guys who go for colonics love having women do things to their asses. If they didn't they wouldn't be going for colon irrigations which serve no medical purpose other than before colonoscopy when other colon cleanings are not effective or able to be done. Enemas will mitigate practically all colon maladies.

Women also predominate in giving colonics because most all men [other than homosexuals] want a woman--NOT a man--to perform it for them. I also venture to say that most women do not want a man to do their colonic irrigation. That is why women are the vast majority of colon irrigators.

Right again as usual, Susie - I'm a straight male switch and I've loved a woman playing in my ass since I was a teenager. All my colonics (~1974-1988 ) have been closed system machines given to me by a woman except one I didn't research well enough and had an open system colonic by a man. As much as I enjoy colonics I don't do them now because of both cost and distance, but I'd definitely pick a closed system by a woman. As with almost everyone here, all mine have been very enjoyable but strictly nonsexual in any way. I would get erections but leave relief with an orgasm until I went back home after the colonic.

Eric

............. COVID-19 means that I haven't been to my "twinkly granny" Sue for a colonic since Christmas and boy do I miss her horribly.

Did she suspend her colonic practice, or are you just being cautious? Can't you just get a colonic from her wearing a mask? And maybe bring one for her as well?

Eric

At present all colonics, massage, hair dressing, beauty treatments etc are off. We seem to be in the "how little can you do, rather than how much can you do without endangering health" regime, but....

Twinkly Granny closed her colonic business early as she also runs a care home and has a poorly husband. I was due to go to see another lady too before the UK went to Lock Down but decided not to go.

1. No. No. No anxiety or embarrassment, even with #1 colonic. I was too excited and aroused so I just enjoyed it.

2. Not really any of those very much. Pleasantly anticipating the feeling of a wide speculum as well as multiple large fillings. Not disappointed.

3. No to all. I loved every minute of the first and all later colonics.

4. As expected. Only unanticipated event was her bubbling (what was billed as) oxygen into my colon after partial water filling, which also felt good.

5. No. Opposite f panic, just enjoyment. Mild tachycardia from anticipating a nice wide, long speculum insertion. Completely painless, felt delightful.

6. Very mild erection, probably not noticeable, but major erections on later colonics. Anus, rectum and penis all felt delightful.

7. Yes, loved first colonic and had many more over the next 13-14 years. Eventually I told the therapists I really enjoyed large fillings and pressure and distention, so please fill me as full as you are allowed. They did. I loved it.

After a few colonics on closed systems, I discovered the very rapid drainage of each filling with no pushing required whatsoever as well as no anal sphincter irritation, which I also find delightful.

Eric

P.S. Pardon the early formatting error above. Can't fix it.

I got my first colonic at 33 in Newton Mass. from Constance Jones. a wonderful woman as every colonic therapist i have ever gone to. the strangest thing is that the colonics were not a sexual turn-on to me. the positive results to my mind, body and spirit were better than any sexual factor. i have never and will never go to a male therapist. all of my health care providers are female anyway. my current therapist is one of the most wonderful women i have ever met. i really feel the need of a good colonic but with all this virus stuff to deal with who knows when i will next be able to see her.

I received my first colonic from Anne Coult in London in 1978, I was twenty two. I had really wanted to try such a treatment and she did not disappointed me. She operated a "sauna" somewhere near Wigmore Street with her colonic clinic in the basement. She did "walk ins". So with my heart in my mouth I knocked on her door.

The door was opened by a tiny Chinese? lady, who said that Ms Coult would be available, but first I should take a shower. She asked me to follow her into an adjacent room, told me to undress and put my valuables in an envelope, and then "assisted" me with my shower. This complete, she handed me a a slightly scruffy dressing gown, and told me that the therapist would be with me shortly

Another lady, who I assume was Anne, then appeared and bid me follow her down stairs to the treatment room; couch, all the usual colonic equipment, pictures of bottoms on the wall, plus, behind a curtain, a toilet and bidet. She started by explaining the process, gave me an enema, and once I had finished on the toilet, had me back on the couch for the colonic. This seemed to go on for a long time; she massaged my tummy, did repeated fills and releases and made detailed comment on the discharge as it appeared in the viewing tube. Uuumm!!

I seem to remember her fee was most reasonable. Sadly I moved away for a while and by the time I returned she had shut down. I have never experienced anything quite like it.

Oh, and Anne, if it was she, appeared quite "prim and proper", so, despite the pictures on the wall, I didn't dare ask if other "services" were available, nor was anything said by her assistant.

@Thursdays_child Assisted shower, pictures on the wall and an enema before the colonic? That was more than a colon hydrotherapy clinic! You should have at least got a hand job!!

Well, we all have PhDs in hindsight. And who knows what went on upstairs in the "sauna"!!!!!

My ' first time ' was with a young female technician . In fact all of my subsequent ' colon hydrotherapy ' sessions , and I have received many in diverse geographical locations , have ALL been with female ' C.H. ' clinicians . All have been positive . As to the referenced ' first time ' , the young lady was very informative as to the ' strange ' equipment and how it operated . I found out that there are different ' C. H. systems ' and that they are a bit different as to their respective operation . I also quickly learned that though the results are the same at ' the end of the day ' , the ' colon hydrotherapy ' and the ' enema ' are two very diverse applications as to delivery . I never had a problem allowing any of the ' C. H. ' ladies access to my bottom . Interesting the array of ' modesty apparel ' given to you to don prior to the ' C.H. ' procedure . Seems to me that I developed more of a ' rapport ' with the more mature ladies operating the ' machine ' and yes ………. at all agencies we did debate the ' enema ' versus the ' high colonic irrigation ' I was experiencing . Interesting that so many of the ' C. H. ' women had a long ' enema history ' and a few preferred the ' enema ' privately in a home setting . I once requested to one of my ' C.H. ' clinicians prior to the session if she could ' give me an enema ' to which she agreed to do but seemed puzzled by my request . I cited a nagging constipation issue , all true , and did want any compaction issue to thwart a ' good ' C.. H. ' session .

@gwhap

You wrote: "Assisted shower, pictures on the wall and an enema before the colonic?"

The shower is a new one for me, but not the enema. From the rest of the post, the lady must have been using a closed system.

With a new client, the therapist simply can't tell how much poo is in the client or how firm it is. The simple fact is if a client has a big lump of firm or hard poo, in their butt, the water will go in and pretty soon will want to come out... urgently. But, if the poo blocks the speculum, the result will be a very big, stinky mess. It will all come out in a rush, flooding the treatment table and probably the floor too. And it won't be clear water. No therapist wants to deal with that. Ever.

Hence, the client will be asked when they last pood. If it's more than roughly 12 hours, the therapist will either suggest an initial fill, to be "taken to the toilet" or an enema. My favorite therapist routinely gives a disposable bag full of warm water, soap optional, on the treatment table before every colonic.

She says the preliminary enema makes the colonic far more effective for all her clients, and she is very good at getting the full bag into clients.

Personally, I'd never go to a male therapist.

As to sexual arousal, it's not a factor. I simply enjoy lying comfortably and being completely cleaned out. Comparing a colonic to an enema, I actually prefer the colonic. With the enema, you must hurry to the toilet or potty when it works. There is always the worry that you'll "let loose" before getting seated and the resulting mess.

With a closed system, you simply tell the therapist "release" and she turns the valve and you're pooing. In fact, there is no way you cannot poo, because the speculum holds your passage open allowing free flow of everything. As long as the valve is open, you're pooing. Period.

On an open system, you poo at will, but you must make some effort to push out the water, as with an enema release.

Finally, the bidet was certainly a nice touch. My closed system therapist has a toilet very close to her treatment table, but there is really no way of cleaning one's butt after pooing or the session. It would be a great joy to have a plumbed-in bidet right beside the toilet.

Sean wrote below:

"..........As to sexual arousal, it's not a factor. I simply enjoy lying comfortably and being completely cleaned out. Comparing a colonic to an enema, I actually prefer the colonic. With the enema, you must hurry to the toilet or potty when it works. There is always the worry that you'll "let loose" before getting seated and the resulting mess.

With a closed system, you simply tell the therapist "release" and she turns the valve and you're pooing. In fact, there is no way you cannot poo, because the speculum holds your passage open allowing free flow of everything. As long as the valve is open, you're pooing. Period.

On a closed system, you poo at will, but you must make some effort to push out the water, as with an enema release........."

Sean,

Did you mean to say on an OPEN system you poo at will? Your descriptions sound like my experience with closed colonics. One of the nicest parts is that with the wide open speculum in me, releasing the valve just makes it feel so easy to empty that I almost felt there was suction on it. No pushing or effort by me at all. A remarkable and pleasant sensation.

I'm not sure I've ever had an open system colonic, but as much as I love a good large, long enema, I wouldn't appreciate having to push the contents out like a regular enema.

Eric

@ericmacson

Oops. Messed the bed. LoL.

Yes, you are correct, of course. My bad. I've fixed the OP.

When a closed system machine, like a Dotolo, is installed the machine height must me set within specific limits. The machine height is set so that the fitting for the poo hose is at the same level as a person's anus, when lying on the treatment table on their left side.

If the machine is positioned too high, the client won't drain fully; if the machine is positioned too low, the water and poo will literally be sucked out of the client which is not good.

The desired effect is for the person to lie comfortably and, when the valve is opened, the client's bowel just empties at it's own relaxed pace. That's what makes for a comfortable session. A colonic is suppose to be a gentle, full washing... not a mighty, drastic purge.

An open system, like the Angel of Water or the Tiller are very different. Here is a picture of the Angel:

https://img.techpowerup.org/200530/aow-04.jpg

and this is the "sanitary area"

https://img.techpowerup.org/200530/angel-of-water-7.jpg

The client lies semi-reclining with one leg on each side of the central sanitary area, with their bottom over the toilet slot. The nozzle is inserted rectally and the person scooches down until their butt cheeks are in full contact with the curved area. the nozzle is in their rectum about 4" to 6". The water flow is then started. If the client relaxes their anus, the water flows in and out easily. If the person clenched, they get filled. At any time the person has but to relax their anus and they poo.

This is all very relaxing and some people actually doze off. I do. And, even if you do nap, you continue to poo. You can even pee at will while on the machine. IMO, one of the best features of an Angel is that no matter how constipated you are, sooner or later you will poo fully and completely.

At first, nothing will happen; then you'll start to poo marbles, then hard lumps, then soft poo, then clear. Been there. It sometimes takes a while but shit always happens.

Messing the bed is horrible and even having a "damp" patch nasty. For me the "doo-daa" makes all the difference, as I know I won't leak. Sue lubes it up, pops it in, then I turn over, lie back and enjoy the process.

Sue believes that it makes the colonic more efficient, as I am relaxed. She tells me that clean up and sanitisation is easier for her when she has finished with me.

Sue's loo room has a bath with a special shower fitting which allows washing between the legs. Amanda, the other lady who gives colonics near me, has a bidet plumbed beside her ensuite toilet.