I think I always had an interest in things medical. There were some Penthouse Letters stories written years ago, of women getting their temperatures taken rectally and the erotic nature of those stories stuck in my head. Years later my girlfriend was home sick at her apartment, she thought she thought she had the flu but did not have a thermometer. Thinking about her needing a thermometer and her cute butt made me think of those magazine stories and that set the wheels in motion of my affinity for rectal temperature taking. Below is a true story of how that all transpired.
The first time I took my wife's rectal temperature she was still my girlfriend. There were no electronic thermometers at the time, only standard oral and rectal thermometers. I was heading over one evening to her recently moved into apartment and called to let her know I was on my way. She said that she was not feeling well and felt like she was coming down with the flu. She was feeling warm, her throat was a little scratchy and her nose was congested. I asked her if she had a fever and she told me she did not have a thermometer. I told her that I would be there soon to take care of her.
I stopped at the drug store to pick up Contac flu medicine, cough medicine and a thermometer set that had one oral and one rectal thermometer with hopes of using the latter on her. I then stopped at the grocery store to get her tea and fresh lemons.
I arrived at her apartment and she answered the door in her pajamas. She had been in lying bed. She really seemed under the weather and sounded worse than when we had spoken on the phone. I walked her back into bed and told her that I would take care of everything. I felt her head and said that I thought she had a fever. I brought the stuff I bought into the kitchen and put on the kettle for tea.
I opened the thermometer set and went into the bedroom with both thermometers. I told her that I wanted to take her temperature rectally and she was like "you have to be joking". I reminded her that rectal temperatures were more accurate and that her stuffy nose would make it more difficult for her to hold the thermometer in her mouth for 3 minutes. It took a minute but I finally convinced her on the rectal route. I went into the bathroom to get the Vaseline and put the oral thermometer in the medicine cabinet.
The covers were up to her neck as I returned to her bedside and she pushed down the covers and rolled onto her stomach. I was a little nervous as I had never taken anyone's temperature before. I pulled down her pajama bottoms to expose her cute butt cheeks. I wanted to make sure that there was plenty of lubrication. I lubricated the thermometer generously with Vaseline and just to be sure, spread her cheeks and put a big dollop in and around her butt hole pushing my finger slightly into her rear opening. I retrieved the thermometer, spread her cheeks and slowly inserted it until only half of the thermometer was showing. I looked at my watch to time 3 minutes. After about 15 seconds I realized that I had not shaken down the thermometer. I apologized for forgetting, spread her cheeks and removed the thermometer. I shook it down and reinserted the thermometer back into her rear end. With the half visible thermometer registering, I gave her buns a soothing rub which was very relaxing to her. I think the bun rub took her mind off the thermometer. I stepped back to take in the erotic nature of her bare rear end with a thermometer protruding from it. After 3 minutes had passed I spread her cheeks again and remove the thermometer from it's moorings. Her temperature was 101.4.
She pulled up her bottoms and got back under the covers. I got her a Contac , some cough medicine and made her tea with a big piece of lemon. I watched TV while she rested and made her some toast too so she would have something in her stomach. I washed and disinfected the thermometer.
Before I left for the night I asked her if I could take her temperature again. I went to get the thermometer and Vaseline from the bathroom and when I returned she was already on her stomach with her pajama bottoms down. I lubed the thermometer and her butt hole again and inserted it into her upturned bottom. She received another soothing bun rub while it registered and was more relaxed the second time around. Her temperature was down slightly to 101.2. I cleaned the thermometer again and gave her another round of medicine.
All in all an very erotic experience with many a rectal temperature and many bun rubs over the years. The first time being very memorable.