Here is something for some bored people.

Okay I went out last Saturday night with my sister, her girlfriend and a few other girls. We hit a few places and drank until we got bored. At least I was not the designated driver for once. Then we decided to go to some titty bars. Hey girls always get in free and first drinks are on the bar. Plus, I used to live with two dancers. One is a lawyer now. So, going into these places doesn’t bother me. But here is where it gets interesting. They had a competition between the dancers. I had never seen anything like it before. The dancers had ping-pong paddles with the rubber bands with the little rubber balls attached to them. You know what I am talking about. Anyway, they turned off the regular lights and turned on the black lights the balls and rubber bands glowed a bright white or yellow. The girls had to shake hands and go stand behind a line. Then when the bell rang, they had to hit the balls and try to hit the other dancers’ boobs. Where ever the balls hit left a white or yellow mark. A nipple shot was a 5 a boob shot was a 4, a body shot was a 3, an arm or leg shot was a 2 and a head shot was a 1. They had those helmets like for paint ball on. Of course, misses were 0. The rounds were three minutes. After each round guys would bid to go on stage and score the hits. They could not touch the girl’s only point and another girl had a pen and paper to keep score. They could tell if they hit themselves because of the color they had and those hits did not count against them. I remember playing with those when I was little and they would sting if they hit you. I cannot imagine getting hit in the boobs or worse nipples. I started thinking about when we would wear Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse shirts and the noses would be over our nipples. Guys would get in trouble all the time for pinching the nose and saying thanks for the gumball. The school finally said we couldn’t wear those shirts anymore. Anyway, the drunk guys were bidding high like some were bidding one hundred-dollar bills. The bids were hitting thousands. The girl with the lowest score would be eliminated. The winner would go on to the next round until it was the last two. The winner won all of that money and they had five sets or whatever you call them. It was ten girls in all. So, you had all those guys bidding on each bout. The girl who was the winner took home a very large amount of money in the thousands. Anyway I just thought it was interesting and may give someone ideas.