Surprise rectal temperature

My most surprising rectal temperature was at the age of 5. I'd had a sore throat and our family doctor came by in the evening. I was already just wearing my tidy whities. After examining my ears and throat with his otoscope and its light and feeling for cervical lymph nodes, he told me to turn around and bend over. I was caught by surprise and was afraid mostly I was about to get a penicillin shot. Suddenly my underwear was pulled down but instead of the sharp pain of a needle followed by that terrible, deep ache of CR Bicillin I felt my bottom cheeks being spread. Next came the cold feeling of a rectal thermometer being inserted into my behind --a feeling I knew all too well. The doctor told me to stand up and he pulled up my shorts, clearly to hold the thermometer inside my little fanny . I just stood there for what felt like longer than it was I'm sure. Finally he tugged my shorts down and I felt the thermometer being slid out of my bottom. He pronounced my temperature normal and instead of the dreaded penicillin shot he wrote out a prescription. All's well that ends well

How many of you have ever received a rectal thermometer that came as a complete unexpected surprise to you until you actually felt it being administered. Obviously you would have had to be nude in a position to receive it, but might have been expecting something else to be done!

When I was maybe six or seven my mom took me to the doctor because of a sore throat. The nurse didn't think she was getting a accurate temperature with the thermometer in my mouth. I heard my mom telling me to come over and lay across her knees. I apparently refused, My mom took a hold of me and placed me across her knee's. I can remember my mom telling me to stop squirming around, I would break the thermometer. The nurse took a hold of my pants and underwear and pulled them down with one quick yank. Next thing I remember was the feeling of the cold glass rod of the thermometer being pushed up my butt. Then the nurses hand laying across my buttcheeks to keep me from pushing the thermometer out. With the thermometer finally removed I was allowed to stand up. I can remember looking down and seeing my penis sticking straight out. This whole experience was a surprise for me, getting my temperature taken rectally, to my first erection none of this was expected it was all a complete surprise.

On the topic I had one recently. I wrote of this before. I asked my masseuse to take my temperature, told her the route I preferred was rectal. Very much to my surprise she obliged by taking it rectally. That I didn’t expect, so yes it was a surprise!

Hmm, I'll have to remember to inquire about that extra service, thanks!

Yeah when I was at the doctor's not long ago everything went well till the doctor said okay I think we need to check your rectal temperature and I look at her with eyes like really.

I ended up in the ER one night with a chest pains scare. For some reason I never figured out why, they said they needed to take my rectal temperature for a blood gases draw. It caught me off guard, and I was so nervous I didn't bother to ask questions. I was in only my underwear under a gown in the exam room. A CNA came to my room and had me roll onto my side. She pulled my boxers down in the back. Next thing I knew, I felt two fingers part my cheeks and a slippery cold sensation going up my butthole. I gasped and winced, the nurse said "I know honey, it's uncomfortable but necessary." The sensor beeped and she took it out, saying my temperature was a normal 99.8F. She wiped KY out of crack and pulled my boxers up about two split seconds before the phlebotomist barged in to do my blood draw. She was drop dead gorgeous too. That would've been so embarrassing if she'd came in a minute sooner and seen me with a temperature probe up my butt. When she did the blood gases draw, she put a thick looking needle deep into a vein in my wrist.......that hurts like fuck! It really pinched, and felt like it hit a nerve in my whole arm. The determined nothing was wrong with my heart, just the ravages of stress and too much caffeine.