Surprise rectal temperature

My most surprising rectal temperature was at the age of 5. I'd had a sore throat and our family doctor came by in the evening. I was already just wearing my tidy whities. After examining my ears and throat with his otoscope and its light and feeling for cervical lymph nodes, he told me to turn around and bend over. I was caught by surprise and was afraid mostly I was about to get a penicillin shot. Suddenly my underwear was pulled down but instead of the sharp pain of a needle followed by that terrible, deep ache of CR Bicillin I felt my bottom cheeks being spread. Next came the cold feeling of a rectal thermometer being inserted into my behind --a feeling I knew all too well. The doctor told me to stand up and he pulled up my shorts, clearly to hold the thermometer inside my little fanny . I just stood there for what felt like longer than it was I'm sure. Finally he tugged my shorts down and I felt the thermometer being slid out of my bottom. He pronounced my temperature normal and instead of the dreaded penicillin shot he wrote out a prescription. All's well that ends well

How many of you have ever received a rectal thermometer that came as a complete unexpected surprise to you until you actually felt it being administered. Obviously you would have had to be nude in a position to receive it, but might have been expecting something else to be done!

When I was maybe six or seven my mom took me to the doctor because of a sore throat. The nurse didn't think she was getting a accurate temperature with the thermometer in my mouth. I heard my mom telling me to come over and lay across her knees. I apparently refused, My mom took a hold of me and placed me across her knee's. I can remember my mom telling me to stop squirming around, I would break the thermometer. The nurse took a hold of my pants and underwear and pulled them down with one quick yank. Next thing I remember was the feeling of the cold glass rod of the thermometer being pushed up my butt. Then the nurses hand laying across my buttcheeks to keep me from pushing the thermometer out. With the thermometer finally removed I was allowed to stand up. I can remember looking down and seeing my penis sticking straight out. This whole experience was a surprise for me, getting my temperature taken rectally, to my first erection none of this was expected it was all a complete surprise.

On the topic I had one recently. I wrote of this before. I asked my masseuse to take my temperature, told her the route I preferred was rectal. Very much to my surprise she obliged by taking it rectally. That I didn’t expect, so yes it was a surprise!

Hmm, I'll have to remember to inquire about that extra service, thanks!

Yeah when I was at the doctor's not long ago everything went well till the doctor said okay I think we need to check your rectal temperature and I look at her with eyes like really.

I ended up in the ER one night with a chest pains scare. For some reason I never figured out why, they said they needed to take my rectal temperature for a blood gases draw. It caught me off guard, and I was so nervous I didn't bother to ask questions. I was in only my underwear under a gown in the exam room. A CNA came to my room and had me roll onto my side. She pulled my boxers down in the back. Next thing I knew, I felt two fingers part my cheeks and a slippery cold sensation going up my butthole. I gasped and winced, the nurse said "I know honey, it's uncomfortable but necessary." The sensor beeped and she took it out, saying my temperature was a normal 99.8F. She wiped KY out of crack and pulled my boxers up about two split seconds before the phlebotomist barged in to do my blood draw. She was drop dead gorgeous too. That would've been so embarrassing if she'd came in a minute sooner and seen me with a temperature probe up my butt. When she did the blood gases draw, she put a thick looking needle deep into a vein in my wrist.......that hurts like fuck! It really pinched, and felt like it hit a nerve in my whole arm. The determined nothing was wrong with my heart, just the ravages of stress and too much caffeine.

About 50 years ago, when I was 14, I was on a Boy Scout camping trip. Several older boys was playing around and fell on a bunk. The wooden floor broke under the bunk, and the leg of the bunk went through the floor. My leg was next to the leg. Because of this, I received a very bad cut on my leg. They sent me to the nurse station, who cleaned and bandaged the wound. The nurse thought a doctor should take a look at the wound. The leader called my mom and told her what happened, and she gave her the okay to allow the leader to take me. The nurse started to call around to find a doctor. Ir was late in the day and we was out in nowhere The nurse finally found a pediatrician who will see me. The leader took me there. It was a small office, and no one was there except us. I was late in the day, and I think the office stayed open late for me. The secretary also called my parents to check if the leader could ok my treatment if needed. After a while, a nurse ( I think she was in her 40s) called us back. The nurse asked me to take my shirt and shoes off. I was allowed to keep my pants on because I was wearing shorts. She took my vitals (blood pressure, weight etc.). No temperature was taken. The doctor came in (A male who I think was in his 50s) . The doctor did a quick physical. (Listen to heart, lung. Etc. nothing embarrassing ). The doctor then removed the bandage from my legs. He said I needed stitches. He gave me 8 injections in the leg next to the wound, and I received over 50 stitches; it was a bad cut. The doctor recommended that I get a tetanus immune globulin and a penicillin shot. But he could not give me the shot without first checking my temperature. However, since almost all of his patients were babies and younger children under 12 , he had only rectal thermometers. This is a probability why the nurse did not take my temperature earlier. The leader said ok and left the room and waited in the lobby. The nurse grabbed the thermometer and Vaseline. Remember, the only thing that I still had on was my shorts, which the nurse asked me to take them off and roll over on my stomach while she shake the thermometer and put the Vaseline on it . I did what I was told and now I was completely naked. Back then, they did not care about the modesty of children. She put the Vaseline on the thermometer and spread my butt check and inserted the thermometer. I grasped from the cold feeling of the thermometer when she inserted it. It had been a long time since my temperature was taken rectal. I started to get an erection because of feeling the thermometer in me and the nurse had her hands on my butt for the full 5 minutes. I was also scared because the nurse left the door open (Back then, they did not care about the modesty of children), and I could see another nurse preparing the shots. The other nurse, the secretary, and another lady entered the room. The nurse who took my temperature started to rub alcohol on my butt. The secretary and the other lady held me down. Then each nurse stuck the big needles in my ass. One in each cheek. I scream as they inject both medication in my ass at the same time It took about a minute and burn like hell. After it was done, everyone left except the nurse who took my temperature. She said I can put my clothes back on. The doctor and the leader came back in. The doctor said someone should look at the wound in about 14 days. We left and My butt hurts for days