Rectal thermometer

Where can you get a big big anal thermometer

I have a calibrated and certified full immersion 30 cm long spirit thermometer that is about 7-8 mm in diameter.

It gets inserted all the way because it is a full immersion instead of a bulb/partial immersion thermometer.

It was about $225 ten years ago.

You can buy them at a scientific lab supply dealer.

I saw one at Walmart.

Try a candy thermometer

Switchbladesuzie, the thermometer you mentioned which you state can be fully inserted is nearly a foot long. Is that meant for the toochas of a human being, or a horse? Ouch!

You would probably find one in a farm supply store or catalog.

Dan

When you say "big," I'm thinking of something that wouldn't be very useful to measure your body temperature, and could also cause a trip to the ER....and mega medical bills. I mean....I get it, but is it worth the risk ? I'm actually surprised that none of the sex toy stores carry rectal thermometers, intended for that purpose. They sell nurses uniforms, stethoscopes, enemas, butt plugs, and everything else. There's nothing like a large pear-shaped bulb, coated with Vaseline, sliding up your ass. You would think that someone out there would have thought of it.

I'd just like to know where one can still get glass rectal thermometers? Everything has gone digital nowadays--not nearly as much fun! I suppose eBay would have them now and then but wondered if anyone knows of other good sources?

I'd just like to know where one can still get glass rectal thermometers? Everything has gone digital nowadays--not nearly as much fun! I suppose eBay would have them now and then but wondered if anyone knows of other good sources?

I just saw some on Ebay. google "glass rectal thermometers" - there are some to there.

"I have a calibrated and certified full immersion 30 cm long spirit thermometer that is about 7-8 mm in diameter.

It gets inserted all the way because it is a full immersion instead of a bulb/partial immersion thermometer."

Susie, now hold the phone! A 30cm thermometer is close to a foot long. I like thermometers too, but someone coming at me with a 1-footer would scare the hell out of me. Anything that's 1-ft I'd prefer to be a hot dog at Costco.

The vintage rectal thermometers on ebay are not priced reasonably. If you're looking for a large glass thermometer, you may be best off with a scientific laboratory type. One measures the temp. of gasses, the other, the temp. of asses. Choose your tools wisely.