Miralax Clean Out

Inspired by Susie’s Miralax (propylene glycol) clean out of her husband in “Full Metal Jacket”, I decided to give it a try. I mixed the 100 ml of Miralax per quart and flavored it with Crystal Lite drink mix. Susie’s recommended rate of consumption was 16 oz is one half quart every 15 minutes but to make it more challenging I would be expected to drink a full quart in 20 minutes. Failure to do so would result in punishment such as some cock, balls or nipple torture, or a good paddling of my butt if I did not drink it all in the 20 minutes. The solution would be administered from two open top enema bags which were to be filled with one quart of the solution at a time. The hose from the bags was connected to a new clean enema nozzle (like you get in the a standard enema bag kit) which was slipped inside a rubber hood with only nostril holes and a mouth opening just big enough for the nozzle.

I prepared the room placing the hook in the ceiling where I would hang and attaching the rope. I hung the enema bag on a nearby door. The bag was about 1 ½ feet above my mouth. I put on my wrist and ankle cuffs and hood with the nozzle and hose attached. Mistress guided me over to the rope. The spreader bar was then attached to my ankles and then hooking the cuffs to the snap she hoisted my arms high in the air. The hose from the enema bags was then attached to the hose from my hood. Mistress set the timer for 20 minutes and started the flow I was all ready to begin my “treatment”. The solution did not taste bad, like the sulfate/sulfide (?) bowel prep solution I have to drink for colonoscopy preps. It was surprising easy to gulp down the solution within 20 minutes, only stopping to catch my breath. By the time an hour was almost up I had drunk 2-1/2 quarts. Not sure how safe it would be continuing to drink such a large amount of fluid in such a short period of time we stopped. I also wasn’t sure how soon or how strong the urge to go would be. There was no urge to go until after the first half hour after having stopped drinking, but lots of urinating. The BM's became more urgent and frequent and the poohs softer as time went on until they were pretty much liquid by the fourth hour when the urge to go stopped. After that I did a series of 4 enemas to complete the clean out process. I’m thinking of trying this again, perhaps decreasing the time to drink a quart to 15 minutes, making it more challenging. My only concern is how much fluid/ polypropylene glycol solution is safe to drink in an hour to two hours. I’d appreciate any medical advice on this issue?