Physical exam from Coach

What gay dude doesn't have a coach complex? 😉 My coach was a cornfed square-jawed stud. Once, after health class, I peered into his desk drawer and found a stash of yellow latex exam gloves. I wish I had asked a question about them, or somehow got him to tug them on.

Nowadays, I'm left hoping I'll find a real Coach who can put me through a realistic physical exam. There's something about the brute strength of an alpha jock, coupled with the lack of real medical education but compensated by a can-do spirit and "why not" attitude.

Thanks for letting me share my fantasy. Maybe I can find a coach in Texas?

You sound like a NAUGHTY boy!! Coach might make you do some yard drills or hard running!