Semen, sperm, ejaculation. How do you use it.

@Moppys_jalopy said

You girls are so naughty!

Remember a few days ago I said:

. . . . There wasn't much sleeping going on. We had sex!!

Hard, dirty, debauched, disgusting, really messed up, wild sex.

It was "regular sex" for people who know how to do it.

That's what it means to be naughty. 😁 😁 😁

I love being naughty. It's the best!

Mashie

I'm always entertained when people say semen is a great source or so full of nutrients lol. The amount of health benefits from eating a load of semen is virtually nonexistent as the quantity of nutrients in comparison to daily intake values is basically negligible.

You'd have to eat handfuls of it to obtain any real benefit.

That being said, I've shot many loads into my own mouth and swallowed it and, on a couple occasions, I've actually submerged my dick into a fresh smoothie as I ejaculated (an excellent sensation that I'd recommend) and then savoured the smoothie. Not once did I justify eating it due to nutritional value, nor did I think, "I guess I can skip my multivitamin today" lol! It was just a fun curiosity - probably will do it again sometime ??

Edit: another thing I like to do with it is after cumming on my stomach I lube my finger with it and rub/finger my anus. It's a nice feeling too...

Topping on a cupcake.

Used as back lotion, face lotion, breast lotion, throat wash or ends up in the bedside washcloths . ?

We had a plant in the bathroom. When I masturbated as a kid I used to do it in the soil of the plant. I expected some miracle growth, but nothing happened.

As a teen I had a jar of hand cream in the drawer next to my bed (it wasn't only used on my hands). When it was used up it became a collection jar. I was curious how long it might take me to refill it. I never found out. I spilled it when it was about half full. What a mess! I never repeated that experiment.

All ends up in two or three Kleenex and flushed down the john.

My BF squeezes his penis during oral sex so nothing shoots out. Later he slowly releases it into my mouth or elsewhere.

That depends or if you mean mine or my buddies. Mine is usually just wasted but my buddies always goes inside me and I often slip a butt plug in when he pulls out and keep it in me as long as I can.

I masturbate with my right hand and ejaculate into my left hand. I then swallow it.I enjoy the taste of my cum.

I have done different things with my sperm after I cum depending on the time I have. Sometimes when I am alone and very horny I keep jacking off using the cum as lubricant. Of course I also taste some of it. I love it when I can cum the second time. Other times I’ll eat my sperm. I like the taste.

I once found a recipe for homemade sperm. I made it and gave myself a sleek enema. Videoed my sperm creampie. It was very hot. But it didn’t taste good. But an interesting afternoon.

Once had a girlfriend who would like to keep condoms for a few weeks...

I masturbated a lot as a teen and my pajamas and sheets were stained. Mom pretended not to see it (she walked of me masturbating a few times and seemed to disapprove, but did not prohibit it). I used Kleenex to remove semen. I took the habit of eating as much semen as I could so as to have less to remove. Semen tends to stink, better remove it...

My wife and I started with condoms, and have occasionally used them since in between other forms of contraception, but she prefers without one. The only inconvenience is the mixture of female lubrication and semen oozing out. Often she goes to the bathroom to pee and clean herself up, but if tired and sleepy she just stays there. Our bedsheets have a number of stains, roughly at the waist position... To my credit it must be said that we also had wet spots when using condoms, so I'm not the only one whose secretions cause the mess!

My wife's attitude towards semen oscillates between "it's gross and I need to clean myself up" and "it reminds me I've been fucked as a wife should be". Once we did a quickie in the countryside and she remembers walking with semen and secretions dripping down her legs and she found that troubling and exciting.

I normally don't ejaculate in her mouth but it has happened by accident and she swallowed some of it. It's not something we look forward to but, as she says, if she sucks she accepts the risk.

When I shoot a load, I like for it to go down to the stomach of whomever is giving me a blowjob or masturbating me. If the person masturbating me does not want to swallow, I love to see some semen land on his hand or arm. If I am masturbating myself, I wipe it off with tissue.