Enemas ordered by your friend Alexa

So when you are talking with your spouse about money, having sex, taking an enema, or talking to your child you have to stash the thing in the seat cushion or cover it with a pillow, or wrap it in towels?

Alexa reminds me of the Furby dolls from 20-25 years ago that were banned from government buildings because they were a security risk.

While we're on the topic, DO NOT use the eprogressive or esurance data collectors for your cars that promise to reduce your insurance rates if you are a good driver. Those things do not consider many factors when you are driving or if a passenger is using their cell phone while you are driving. They also sell that information to anybody who wants to buy it. You will almost never get a reduction in your insurance rates and you can bet your bottom dollar they will use all the information it collects against you.

I thought about getting one of those insurance safe driver things. I won't now.

Mashie

So when you are talking with your spouse about money, having sex, taking an enema, or talking to your child you have to stash the thing in the seat cushion or cover it with a pillow, or wrap it in towels?

Pretty much. I would never have anything in my house that can gather information but already just talking about buying something at home will have the cellphones bring up suggestions for buying things we were talking about. I long for my old black rotary telephone!

Pretty much. I would never have anything in my house that can gather information but already just talking about buying something at home will have the cellphones bring up suggestions for buying things we were talking about. I long for my old black rotary telephone!

We have three of those. One from the 1930s, one from the 1940s and one from the 1950s from deceased relatives on a few of the copper land lines numbers we have. Two of the phones have the old original telephone numbers in the central part of the dial showing SIX digits instead of the SEVEN for the last approximately 70 years or so. The phone companies keep wanting to change us over to fios or other cable fiber optic systems, but my husband only let them change three of the six land lines in the house to fiber because if the power goes out, the old copper phones still work. I know the time will come where we will have to go full fiber.

The phone companies keep wanting to change us over to fios or other cable fiber optic systems, but my husband only let them change three of the six land lines in the house to fiber because if the power goes out, the old copper phones still work.

How many rooms do you have in this house? Is your last name Rockefeller by any chance? Sounds like a good place to do a weekend Zity retreat. Set it up.

This is probably off topic but I thought I’d mention it ....

Moppys comment begs the question of why there aren’t any regional e-events on a smaller scale than the e-fests. There are plenty of dungeons with medical rooms that could be used, at least around my area. Is it the small number of us that makes it prohibitive to organize?

This is probably off topic but I thought I’d mention it ....

Moppys comment begs the question of why there aren’t any regional e-events on a smaller scale than the e-fests. There are plenty of dungeons with medical rooms that could be used, at least around my area. Is it the small number of us that makes it prohibitive to organize?

Naughtydoc used to do one in the Bay Area at a dungeon. All it takes is someone to take the initiative and set it up with a Dungeon. The biggest problem is getting someone to step forward and just do it. It really isn't that hard. It was off topic. Maybe ask Alexa

How many rooms do you have in this house? Is your last name Rockefeller by any chance? Sounds like a good place to do a weekend Zity retreat. Set it up.

Let me just say there are a lot of phones. When the phone rings, it is like "surround sound" because it rings everywhere.

If I had a device like that, I would want to put my old GE Super radio on the most annoying classical or religious station on the dial, and use a throw pillow to wedge the phone up against the speaker so it doesn't have to be very loud. Once the creepy stalker ads start to crop up ( or crap up is more accurate) on the laptop they're caught!!

First, Here is yet another thread that has strayed! Let me refer the reader to my post in this thred on 2019.01.16 11:02. Since I posted that, It has come to light that Google has teams of listeners who "just check on the quality of the service to improve it" To quote Scotty from the original Star Trek, "Suuuuure, Captain!" By the way, if your dashboard traffic camera has a microphone (most DO), then you'd best be careful what you say while driving. It would be really embarrassing to have the video played back in a full courtroom if you ever have to surrender it in a trial! My point the and now is simple: Big Brother is alive and well, so why invite him into your private life?

We already have very little privacy in this over-connected world. Why would anyone choose to surrender the last bit of it that we have, our kinks, our sexuality, all the things that we do with the bedroom door locked and blinds lowered, is truly beyond me. Do not trust Amazon (or any megacorporation for that matter) to have your best interest in their best interest. You will be conditioned, much like Pavlov's dogs, to rely on this tech, and the second it would be more profitable to sell your data than sell you the product, your data will be sold to the highest bidder without a second thought. You are already a product, try not to become a prostitute while you are at it.

Well there goes your privacy! Bad enough you have an Alexa but you actually trust it with information this personal, and you think it will keep it private. If you value your privacy this is a very bad thing to do.

I don't allow corporate spy devices in my house.

There is no Alexa in my house. There is a piece of gaffer tape over the webcam on my computer, and the microphone is turned OFF. I don't trust the government or any big-tech entity to value my privacy anywhere near as much as I do.

@LDB same here. Ever since by happenstance I noticed a prompt my webcam was activated (not by me) while composing a document on Word. Tape over webcam and microphone “off.” It was such a small lettered prompt, I never would have caught it if I hadn’t had direct focus on the screen. I take all “orders” enema related from my wife and keep technology at bay as much as I possibly can.

No Alexa or her counter parts in our house. I can do, remember, and look up whatever I need to. I don't need a device listening in to our household activities no matter what they may be.

I was wondering about the time and how it might be to have an AI conversation like that. Maybe tailored to one's likes.

My adult son bought me the Amazon Echo display and set me up to use my iPhone with the Alexa app with it. The only thing I use it for is turning my LR lamps on and off. Even though I’m a sexual Switch and love taking my enemas as a sub, my ex-wife and next GF or my vivid imagination does very well to be my Domme for enemas. Taking them with Alexa as the Domme wouldn’t have the same effect. Which reminds me I’ve had enema cravings for days - maybe tonight with my ever-cooperative and brilliantly demanding fantasy Domme. Now that’s (I mean SHE’s) damned exciting.

Eric

I’m composing this off-line only because I have an unerring knack for typing lengthy missives only to smack a wrong key an have it go not to a wrong person but just disappear… fly off into never-never land. Anyhow, just thought I’d throw out another point of view.

I have posted elsewhere that I am completely comfortable with who I am, my sexuality, my proclivities, etc,. etc. In a word, I am at a point in life that I am happy with myself and really am not too much concerned with what others think. I try to be pleasant and considerate of others and hope for that in return; but if someone doesn’t care for some aspect of my person, so be it.

With regard to privacy, my only real concern is the safety and well-being of my wife and a few people I consider friends…and there is little chance of them being harmed by what I do or am. Bottom line…if Alexa, Seri or any of the other disembodied voices (yea, even the gumment!) “hear” or read what I have to say, so be it. Enjoy! I figure worst case is some sweet thing with tastes similar to mine may come across some of my rantings and decide to make contact! I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid. I do try to protect things like my finances, thoughts that are truly meant for only a specific recipient, etc; but I don’t really care who knows or hears of my kinks and fetishes and wish them well if they care enough to listen/hack in! Life’s too short to worry about what the other guy (OR gal) thinks.

So to Alexa or Seri…and others…have at it. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do and, in closing…go hang a bag!

P.S. To kind of get back on topic; with regard to @gdfru 's original post…sounds like a giggle to me! Bet you have to only one in town. Enjoy!