About a month ago I mentioned in a bondage thread that I was going to have my first colonoscopy and that my husband wanted to mummify me. We checked our schedules and it works out that my first colonoscopy will be followed the next day with my mummification.
I’m 49 so I am having my first colonoscopy on Thursday November 15. I will be using the Movi-Prep two dose regimen which is two, two liter drinks several hours apart. I will take a couple of two liter enemas prior to the prep and probably one enema after the prep. I plan on no sedation or pain meds. I plan on watching the exam on the TV and talking with my gastro while the procedure is being done. He has agreed with my decision to do it this way. I will drive myself there and back. For my late lunch on Thursday after the procedure I am having a three and a half to four pound lobster—whatever the fishmonger has, with lots of butter. It will be a low residue feast lending itself to an easy clean-out. It’s too bad my husband won’t be home in time to enjoy one with me! The local fish market will be delivering it live to my house and I’ll cook it when I get home. That works perfectly with our family’s paleo diet. Lots of protein and fat and no carbs.
My husband and I have discussed restraining me in the manner I restrained him in Full Metal Jacket two years ago and 15 years ago except I won't be doing for 48 hours because I know I couldn't do it for so long without going crazy. We decided (actually HE decided and I agreed) that I would be totally restrained by mummification for 24 to 30 hours to see if I can do it. If it goes well, maybe I will go longer, time permitting.
We picked a good weekend to do it before Thanksgiving time when my two girlfriends Beth and Joan who assisted me with my husband's mummification can help monitor me. I'm a little apprehensive about this because I'm the one normally tying people up and I have never been tied up longer than six hours at once. I have no idea what he plans to do to me while I am so tightly restrained. This will be a new experience.