I had bi-lateral hernia repair about 6 years ago. It was in the hospital about 6:00 in the morning, surgery prep which was basically a nurse starting my IV and getting me into a hospital gown. The an older, very firm nurse reviewed the paperwork. Some patients, and I was one, got to go on into surgery, and some others had to wait for additional preparation before their surgery. I was home that afternoon.
The surgery was nothing, I woke up right after it was completed and was moved to a room. There I was told that I needed to pee before I could leave the hospital. I couldn't pee and so I laid there for several hours. It was late afternoon and my doctor came in and said he was leaving for the day but one of his partner's would take over my case. They told me that if I couldn't pee soon, they would catherize me. A few minutes later I heard the new surgeon in the hall and went to the bathroom to try to pee. I was able to pee just a very small ammount. When the doctor came in he said that was enough and let me go home.
At home, I was takng pain pills and after a few days I was servery constipated. My wife had left town the day before and so I had to deal with the constipation myself. I had taken the prescribed laxatives for a few days and the pain was afwul. I went to the store and bought a small, regular enema bag. Came home and gave myself some enemas. Got immediate relief. I continued the enemas for several days and when my wife came home I told her of my solution. I was hoping she may want to try it for her constipation but she was totally turned off by it. She was given an enema during childbirth and she said it was a horrible experience. But for me, the enemas provided immediate relief from the pain and gas created by the pain pills and the laxative pills I had taken that were prescribed by the doctor.
I wasn't totally thinking correctly as I enjoy shots in the butt and catherization. They took my IV out early in the afternoon and told me after that if I got nauziated, they would have to give me a shot in the butt. Since I enjoy both butt shots and catherization, I should have told them I was nauziated and gotten a butt shot. I also should have told them I could not pee, and would have been catherizated. However, my thinking was not totally clear from the medicine they gave me and all I really wanted to do was get out of there. So while I didn't get any bonus medfet to enjoy, I did get well and got to go home the same day.