Phones and enemas

Back in the pre-cellphone era when you had to go to the phone to answer the phone, did you ever "Walk someone through" taking an enema

That is have them on the line all through, explaining and directing every step and guided them as they self-administered under your direction.

Or been on the other end, been the one getting walked through?

I now have compelling but not 100% solid evidence of my parents doing this fairly early in their relationship. Very likely before they had actually been in each other's houses.

Back in the pre-cellphone era when you had to go to the phone to answer the phone, did you ever "Walk someone through" taking an enema

That is have them on the line all through, explaining and directing every step and guided them as they self-administered under your direction.

Or been on the other end, been the one getting walked through?

I now have compelling but not 100% solid evidence of my parents doing this fairly early in their relationship. Very likely before they had actually been in each other's houses.

I'm really curious what evidence you have that your parents did enemas over the phone before you were borne and why they may have done that except for their being horny.

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You walk someone through taking an enema over the phone when it is phone/enema/sex. It doesn't take a genius to give yourself an enema. If her parents had enema bags, they most assuredly knew how to use them, which brings us back to phone/enema/sex. I did it when I was 8 and never had an enema before that in my life. Lisak said she has been having enemas from her father since she was four years old in a post about a month ago. You fill the bag with warm water, lubricate your anus and nozzle, stick it in and open the clamp. You don't have to stay on the phone with someone to explain it as they do this.

Giving yourself an enema is only slightly more complicated than opening a bottle of soda. You hold the cap in one hand, the bottle in the other and twist. No need to stay on the phone while you do that.

I've done several "phone enemas" using my cell, but never did one on a land line. I do remember my mom talking a close friend through giving one to her son who apparently was constipated. Although all of us kids thought Mom enjoyed enemas, and enjoyed giving them, I am sure that phone call was strictly health related. It is also the only instance I remember.

I'm really curious what evidence you have that your parents did enemas over the phone before you were borne and why they may have done that except for their being horny.

They probably were horny. I like to do an enema on the phone, it is the next best thing to being there. I can prove it, send me your number

I never got into phone sex/enemas. I always had someone there to do it with me if doing it myself wasn't good enough.

I never got into phone sex/enemas. I always had someone there to do it with me if doing it myself wasn't good enough.

I know but I'm not as superior as you are in the whole kink thing. I doubt anyone is.

What evidence?

Finally drew some things out of my Aunt in Saskatchewan(The one closest to m,y mother and who I suspect knows more than she's telling about how and why she disappeared!)

And yeah, the reason probably was sexual.

Ad commented once recently, "Sexting has made 'making love on the phone" a lot art an it WAS an art, and added a crudeness to it that didn't exit before!"

I have done this a number of times with numerous ladies over the years.

one lady from Delaware was really fun and sometimes would take 7-8 enemas in a row for me. another memorable phone mate was a lesbian who walked to the near by Wal-Mart bought a bag then took an enema while we talked on the phone. she was crying from the emotions of it all as she filled the bag. that is when I came!

Dad told me. "Before there were cell phones, and therefore there was no 'sexting' there WAS 'making love on the phone' and that he had used it!"

I heard him talking to an old high school friend who he ran across by chance not that long ago. When they said they were both grandfathers now, he pointed out my children He introduced me as his daughter, and said he was my single parent most of my life.

After half an hour or so they went into a nearby restaurant so they could sit down.

Since we were Dad's ride home, and the kids were hungry we went in two, Sat where I could pretty much hear. My husband didn't catc h more than maybe half and the kids didn't seem to understand them at all

His old school friend had spent most of his working life with a local cable company and they got to talking about how the cable companies are now a force in landline phones

They then got reminiscing about all the things you could do over the phone then that have now been reduced to automated phone menus from which you can do NOTHING!

Then they actually mentioned phone sex, and Dad told this guy, "My second girlfriend, the one that you never met(He had to be talking about my Mom) "The first time I ever made love to her was over the phone!" They agreed that "sexting" over cell phones had reduced that to just crude amateur porn, and talked about how much fun it was "Back when."

Call me old fashioned. Life was better before someone put video surveillance cameras everywhere and of course, cell phones are one of the worst intrusions in modern life.

Our old neighborhood in S. Cal had a pool with a jacuzzi and after dark, you could go naked. It was the 70's, before herpes, aids and the dreaded video cameras for which there seems to be no cure. Today, S. Cal is over populated, over priced, over run, and highly over rated. America has gone in the Orwellian direction, recall that Big Brother did not want young women (Julia was eighteen) to date older men (Winston was 37) because Big Brother did not want the older generation to tell the younger generation how good things were in the past, and how much things suck now. Also recall from the book, that there was a thing called the "Anti-sex League" with an over-all agenda to eliminate the female orgasm.

So I am not impressed with Apple iphones nor 5G nor any new electronic gizmo. Instead, I want my Grandmothers toaster back, it had no computer, just an on or off button with a knob to adjust the shade of toast, it worked with no bullshit. I will throw away the dumb ass cuisine-art piece of shit that has a million buttons, it takes 5 minutes to toast....

I turn my cell phone off when taking enemas, or having fun...

I would much rather there be some bar, or meeting place in major towns where enema enthusiasts, medical fetish lovers could meet without being in the closet, like a gay bar but for Klismophiles. Imagine meeting people or a community in person, rather than just on the internet... It would be better...

Talking of toasters, i was in a customers farm house, where i often get fed, Farmer got something to microwave, his wife was out and he had never used it before, he couldnt make it work, neither could i, and neither of us is blind or stupid , we waited till she came in and showed us, about 5 or 6 button pushes later it worked..............Why ?

I don't really know if my parents were actually planning enema sessions over the phone, but I sort of think they were.

I know at least some were planned at least partly by passing notes back and forth in school.

That was where I first heard of an Evac-Q-Kit. It was in one of those notes in my mother's handwriting.

I DO ahve reason to believe that at least certain phone calls were about setting up the enema session.

Yes have done with several ladies, both giving and taking. Great fun, sure better than solo!