Oral sex

What celebrity would you choose to give you a blow job?

I'm not sure I would prefer a celebrity. Seems like they would come with a lot of baggage or attitude. I'd want someone like my wife - crazy wanton sex who'd would devour ALL of me.

Ok @ginnie , I will choose Keira Knightley, or maybe Christina Ricci.

Or both!!!!!

Well, @ginnie I guess I would have to choose Barbara Eden. "Whatever it takes to please my Master."

Any of the ladies on "TheView" While they are at it they can kiss my ass too.

Jodie Foster, Emma Stone, Kate McKenna, @ginnie,.. I'm thinking about guys...I'll get back to you on that.

@Faith I agree with Emma Stone, but Jodie Foster? 😃

I wanna add Michelle Pfeiffer....yummy

Yep love me some 50 year old Jodie Foster. She is still hot..

Jodie has those intense eyes... So does Linda Carter..

Any of the ladies on "TheView" While they are at it they can kiss my ass too.

The bitch, Joy Behar came out with this line: "The only way a man is going to see me naked is if I am the prime beneficiary of his will. So I guess the those bitches just want more money any way they can get it.

More of an e-celeb, but Laura Loomer. I challenge anyone to find a more perfect mouth for it. Watch any of her YooToob vids with the sound turned off and try not to get aroused.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsWnDtLWKEMJHKYCc9647yQ/featured

Any of the ladies on "TheView" While they are at it they can kiss my ass too.

I wouldn't let Whoopi's or Joy's vulgar lips touch my ass. I'd probably get a rash. Talk about 'cunts" in the most negative way.

I wouldn't let Whoopi's or Joy's vulgar lips touch my ass. I'd probably get a rash. Talk about 'cunts" in the most negative way.

Whoopi is an obvious lesbian and butt ugly besides (as opposed to say, Portia de Rossi). Letting her anywhere near a penis should be considered an offense against common decency. As for Joy Behar, I just want to see her publicly paddled to tears with an enormous pizza paddle drilled out with 3/8" holes until she confesses her secret lust for Trump.

Matt Bomer

@agasmic, @SwitchableSusie, @Anoldguy

Glad to see we're in agreement on these bitches. It's just wrong for them to have a TV show to express stupid, biased, political views. Big buttplugs up each or their asses!!!

Yep love me some 50 year old Jodie Foster. She is still hot..

Just watched Silence of the Lambs on HBO last night. Wish Jodie was straight and into older guys!

Alison LaPlaca For old times sake and Amy Schumer for enthusiasm and Rubenesque sexiness. (Politics checked at the door.)

Amy Schumer for enthusiasm and Rubenesque sexiness. (Politics checked at the door.)

There are better Rubenesque cocksuckers than Amy. She should join The View....

Sorry couldn't help myself!

There are better Rubenesque cocksuckers than Amy. She should join The View....

Sorry couldn't help myself!

Her mouth is just big enough to join the View, and be every bit as obnoxious as Behar and Goldberg, but as you point out her mouth is unfortunately configured more for talking, instead of what God more earnestly intended for most women's mouths. I would personally consider Schumer, and other chubby gals like her, better suited for receiving anal intercourse than giving head. Her mouth looks small and uninteresting, as if not a salient word ever came out of it (which it hasn't) and with thin lips and not much feminine shape. Compare her mouth to Christina Hendrick's, for example. Which one of these do you immediately picture slobbering on your manhood? Exactly.

The bitch, Joy Behar came out with this line: "The only way a man is going to see me naked is if I am the prime beneficiary of his will.

Visualizing Joy or Whoopi Naked makes me nauseous! Please don't plant seeds like that in my mind!! I need to find some good looking naked women to look at to clear those disgusting images 😃

Her mouth is just big enough to join the View, and be every bit as obnoxious as Behar and Goldberg, . . . .

Whoopi occasionally comes out with a line I agree with.

For example, she said chivalry is dead. Well, I am a self reliant woman and I don't need a man to open every door for me, let me have the aisle seat in a theater (although sometimes it's nice) and I don't need anyone to help me sit or get up from a dinner table. I expect men and women to be equivalent -- NOT EQUAL because we are different -- and as Whoopi said, if a woman hits a man, she should expect to be punched back.

Feminism killed chivalry and so called FEMINISTS who want men to be chivalrous, open and close doors for them, pay for their dinners out and theater, etc, are nothing more than HYPOCRITES.

Women cannot have it both ways. Feminism says males and females are the same. You can have chivalry OR equality. You cannot have both. They are mutually exclusive.

>Visualizing Joy or Whoopi Naked makes me nauseous!

Again, I wouldn't fuck Joy Behar, but I would pizza-paddle her mercilessly in a public forum, which she sorely deserves for years of big mouthed nonsense spewed on that ridiculous show.

As for Whoopi, wouldn't go near that with your dick. Disgusting, ugly dyke with zero feminine appeal and a face that could saw lumber. You can look at her and tell she smells awful.

>Feminism killed chivalry and so called FEMINISTS who want men to be chivalrous, open and close doors for them, pay for their dinners out and theater, etc, are nothing more than HYPOCRITES.

Or merely gold digging cunts. And feminism killed a lot more than chivalry.

More of an e-celeb, but Laura Loomer.

Laura Loomer is a flat out idiot. I am happy she got arrested. You don't go on stage during a performance and interrupt it.

>Laura Loomer is a flat out idiot.

I'm not sure if she's an idiot or not. I get too distracted by her perfect blow job mouth, and I usually turn the sound off anyway.

Whoopi occasionally comes out with a line I agree with.

Law of large numbers - if she opens her mouth enuf something coherent will eventually come out. I know from experience 😃

Women cannot have it both ways. Feminism says males and females are the same. You can have chivalry OR equality. You cannot have both. They are mutually exclusive.

Shouldn't that be "equivalency" - women and men aren't equal - they are different.

I disagree with the statement that chivalry is dead. It's certainly different than previous generations, and for a lot of people (like Susie) it may try be dead altogether. But there are still a lot of people who do open doors, pay for dinners etc. and a lot of women who still like being treated like that.

I know I'm going to get bitch slapped for this!!!

Shouldn't that be "equivalency" - women and men aren't equal - they are different.

The feminists want equality because they say there is no difference between male and female/men and women.

I disagree with the statement that chivalry is dead. It's certainly differentthan previous generations, and for a lot of people (like Susie) it may try be dead altogether. But there are still a lot of people who do open doors, pay for dinners etc. and a lot of women who still like being treated like that.

The problem is that 98% of women EXPECT their male dates to pay for their outings. If they have similar incomes they should split it, or by some other proportion if necessary. I am all for accepting RESPONSIBILITY for one's self. I have stated that in many other posts. Why shouldn't they split the bill? My daughters usually do with their boyfriends.

Holding a door open is nice, but I certainly do not want someone to wait for me to approach the door while holding it open. Holding the door for a second so it doesn't hit me when they let go of it is just a matter of politeness, although I suppose I could approach a door with my arms extended so I don't get hit. Opening things like car doors is really unnecessary. In the old days before electric door locks it was nice, especially in rainy weather for the driver, usually male, to open the door for his date, but today, that is completely unnecessary. I can open and close my own car door, and pull out or push in my own chair at the dinner table. I am not an invalid.

Just for starters

Katy Perry, Charlize Theron , Sandra Bullock, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez

>Sandra Bullock

Oh, yes. Absolutely, yes. 😜

>But there are still a lot of people who do open doors, pay for dinners etc. and a lot of women who still like being treated like that.

Yes, they're called, respectively, chumps and gold diggers. I will happily hold the door open for someone (man or woman) behind me so that they won't have to wrench it open themselves or it won't shut in their face. As for dinner, 100% Dutch treat. Had a gal (the one with the F cups) who I was dating (mostly just fucking) for a while. She had a knack for "having to go to the ladies room" just before the check arrived at a restaurant. One day I just let the check sit there until she asked if I was going to pick it up. I told her I'd pick up half. She looked incredulous. I said, "hey, we both work, we both have jobs, and we're dating each other for months. Seems to me like you've been a little light on the equal contribution to the relationship here." She didn't like that, and it wasn't long before we went separate ways. No great loss, aside from the epic milkers of course.

You wanted equality, you're going to get equality. And if you act like a hypergamous attention-seeking, gold digging whore, you are one.

Scarlett Johansson & Amanda Holden from "Britain's Got Talent" AFTER I give her a proper paddling.

None unless it's going to be reciprocated..... For me this is only enjoyable if I am giving pleasure to a man I love. I would not do it for sport for sure.