Having a woman piss into your arse

This came to me out of nowhere a couple of days ago and I'm still trying to figure out how it would work.

I think you would need your butthole held open somehow and pointed up in the air then the woman squat over you and aim the stream in. Obviously having a man do it would be a lot easier but that doesn't really appeal to me in the same way.

Has anyone ever tried this? Or can suggest how to do it?

Use a urine enema.

You're not going to get urine from her urethra into your anus.

The anatomy alone should tell you this.

A simple funnel might do the job. Take care with sharp edges of molded plastic while inserting it (smooth them out first)...

I am pretty sure the only way this would work is how Susie suggests.

Not only is the anatomy not going to work but the funnel will not work either, there is not enough force of gravity, only a certain amount will enter and the rest spill out .

Think why an enema bag must be hung up at a higher level than your bottom .

You could do it by having her fill your bag while the nozzle is in you. Of course, she would have to be higher than you. You could be on the floor and she could sit on a step-ladder or something.

This has also been discussed with guys peeing into an asshole:

Don't use a catheter either.

The back pressure from the rectum will guarantee a whopping UTI.

Do a urine enema--pee into a bag, then give the enema.

Yes Susie, Bridgette and Tabitha are right, you need the WEIGHT of the liquid to force it into your colon. With a wide open anus, or a funnel, maybe you can get a few ounces in, but that's it.

The other issue is that no one really pees that much, so it won't be that much of an enema. Although, you could be really kinky and save her urine for a day! But she will still need to drink lots and lots of water to get the volume up!

Have fun!

. . . . The other issue is that no one really pees that much, so it won't be that much of an enema. Although, you could be really kinky and save her urine for a day! But she will still need to drink lots and lots of water to get the volume up!

Dommes into this will save urine in the refrigerator until they have as much as they want.

Dommes into this will save urine in the refrigerator until they have as much as they want.

@SwitchableSusie So will Doms! 😄 😁 😎

Thanks for the comments. I think you are all right and that reality trumps the imagination :-)

I don't think a piss enema would feel any different from water and the only thing would be knowing what it is. When I have taken a stream of piss into my mouth the pleasure (or whatever it is :-) ) is from feeling the jet of liquid inside me. Thats what I think I want in my arse. Probably wont ever happen but good to think about though.

I think you are all right and that reality trumps the imagination :-)

I don't think a piss enema would feel any different from water and the only thing would be knowing what it is.

@ameredith6 Unfortunately yes, fantasy trumps reality. Fantasies never take into account bodily angles, the ability to stretch and muscle cramps!

And yes urine won't feel different than water. But the mind thing (being excited by knowing what it is) really DOES make a difference. Sex and especially kink are very mental!

The joy of an enema from a spray of urine directly from a person can only be from a male unfortunately. The female partners I've been lucky enough to do this with have all said they loved the 'force' when I let loose! You could however have her fill a small syringe with her pee and then inject it into you. Not quite the same but closer!

The only direct way is for the woman to insert a long tight fitting soft plastic tube into her urethra and insert the other end into the guy's butt.

She then stands while he lies down to get the help from gravity. If they are on the same level she can get some but not a lot of pee into him. It also helps if she has a full bladder.

Holding the anus open while she tries peeing into it does not work and only makes a mess

The only direct way is for the woman to insert a long tight fitting soft plastic tube into her urethra and insert the other end into the guy's butt.

She then stands while he lies down to get the help from gravity. If they are on the same level she can get some but not a lot of pee into him. It also helps if she has a full bladder.

Holding the anus open while she tries peeing into it does not work and only makes a mess

PLEASE DON'T DO THAT.

You are putting your health at significant risk.

https://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=928784

She then stands while he lies down to get the help from gravity. If they are on the same level she can get some but not a lot of pee into him.

@Amy_K If she is WAY above him in height this might work. But there still is not the volume of pee for gravity to create the force to stretch his rectum/colon. And as Susie says there is an enormous potential for 'backflow' which could cause his fecal bacteria to end up in her bladder!! Hello massive infection!

While the eroticism of the act is amazing, IMO the risks are not worth it. Fill a bag or syringe with your pee and inject it into him.

Start with letting her pee on your chest see if you like it first. Then let her pee on your face by then you might not need it in your arse

I have to say I never had the desire to urinate on anyone except maybe in the shower, and NOT on their face.

I have to say I never had the desire to urinate on anyone except maybe in the shower, and NOT on their face.

@SwitchableSusie Don't knock it til you try it!! Both ways!! Good idea @ginnie !

I was only making light of the need for a woman to pee in a man's ass. I think he might enjoy a lactating woman holding her nipple against his open anus and squirting her milk into his arse. Just a thought

I think he might enjoy a lactating woman holding her nipple against his open anus and squirting her milk into his arse.

@ginnie All good ideas! But, IMO, breast milk would be wasted in the anus... so much butter to suck and drink!! Mmmmmmmmm...

@ginnie

I was only making light of the need for a woman to pee in a man's ass. I think he might enjoy a lactating woman holding her nipple against his open anus and squirting her milk into his arse. Just a thought

I'll take it either way ginnie, in my anus or mouth. 😜

@SwitchableSusie Not trying to question your position, purely a bit curious: would a one-way valve like those used with enema tubing, mitigate this risk?

I only ask because I use one on my enema tubing to separate the "dirty" section below the one-way valve, and the "clean" section above the valve that never comes into contact with dirty water. I still clean both sections, but I'll give the clean section a bit of soap and water and then rinse, versus the dirty section that will get a thorough soap and water wash before a quick soak in a bleach mixture.

Seems like the same protection would work for a catheter hooked up to a one-way valve and tubing, but I figured I'd ask before spreading bad information!

Maybe but I don't know that I would trust it to be completely one-way.

I don't have experience with one-way valves except as part of bathroom plumbing fixtures that have vacuum breakers like my bidet.

Weird but definitely a much safer idea than the reversing the orifices.

@bongoboy529 Are you talking about the little red ‘check-valves’ that might come with a higgonson syringe? If so, they are pretty cheaply made and might not close properly. Its only a little tiny piece of plastic that might require real force to seal (like the forceful pumping of the bulb), which might not be the case if you are slowly trying to dribble urine into someone’s ass.

They might work, but test as much as possible before you try it.

Mistress urinated directly into my enema bag after inserting the nozzle in my rectum. There are two photos located here:

https://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=gallery;ox=showalbum;ax=3888

Probably not the method you are looking for but it was certainly direct. Great session!

Finally managed this after a fashion :-) 40 mins of loosening up with fingers and an inflatable plug, I lay on my back, knees pulled back and held my butthole open with my fingers.

The feeling of a hot jet working its way in was great. Not a huge amount made it any distance up inside but enough that I had to squeeze some out afterwards.

Definitely worth the effort :-) I recommend it.

I think afternine has the simplest (and easiest/cheapest) answer - try a funnel.

For sure, funnel is easier, but I like a challenge. Also what I wanted was to feel the jet of piss directly.

On to the next challenge :-)

Tunnel butt plug. They are rigid silcon tubes about 1.5-2 inches dia.

I've seen videos of women pissing into to them for a pee enema.

This is something that interests my sub. Him being my sub "potty" for the day is the fantasy I use when talking about doing it. My sub with a nozzle attached to a hose with a shut off valve with a lidded funnel at the top. I'd pee above him, "flush" the hose, and close the lid. It can push him over the edge with a great orgasm.

I haven't worked too hard on making it a reality. Though a nice trip to the hardware store to seek out tubing, plumbing valves, and any other supplies could be fun.

I don't want to make a mess or cause any other issues so this could take some time. But a fantasy is hot no matter if it ever can be done.