Which celebrity would you like to take your rectal temperature?

Zoe dueshenel , Tina fey

Shirley Jones

For me the best rectal temperature taker is Jeanne Tripplehorn, of course

I'd go with Flo for Progressive Insurance!!?

Ariana Grande

Gwyneth Paltrow

I've answered this one before, but I'd like to refine my answers. I know that so many are fixated with celebrities, and other overachievers. That's in part, because we're taught to believe that they are somehow ahead of the rest of us, on the social scale. Truth is, that there are sooooo many attractive people

that cross paths with us every day. Attractiveness includes character, not just physical appearance. Look at the workplace, beaches, parks, etc. Before this horrible virus came along, those were great places to meet people that you might want to end up with. Celebrities, and other overachievers come with a caveat. You have to deal with baggage, emotional abuse, narcissism, monumental egos, and lies, as a general rule. There will always be someone out there trying to push you out of the competition. So, would I like to have a female celebrity take my rectal temp., and vice versa ? Absolutely. But if I'm looking for a lifetime of pleasure, as opposed to a quick fling, the answer is probably no.

Today I'd have to say Jamie Lee Curtis could attend to my RT duty while dressed in her garb in her hotel room scene with the "Terminator" Arnold S. in the film "True Lies". What a great lingerie /hose/high heels scene!

JJM, i agree what you write, certainly. But unfortunately I don't know your friends or colleagues and you don't know mine. We all know a woman celebrity and therefore sharing the fantasy is possible here

To Jerry 22- Thanks for the input. My apologies if I offended you with my post. My intention was to provide my viewpoint, and nothing more. When we look at the news, what do we see ? " Kim Kardashian designs new wardrobe," " College kid earns 10 million dollars a week, with secret program. " "Jlo, and Arod sell $27 million dollar beach house, and buy $50 million dollar yacht. " It's great to have a fantasy, but in reality, many of these folks are a legend in their own mind. If you or me were homeless, and living under a bridge....none of them would give a crap. (But they sure look hot in their new Maserati ). Just my 2 cents.

Jessica Alba and Halle Berry

There are too many female celebrities, past and present, that I would be happy to have as temp. takers, and receivers. Since that's not ever going to happen in my lifetime....I would be more than happy to have many of the available women, that I run into every day, as a preferred alternative.

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looking at this photo, I think I see the wonderful Taylor shaking the thermometer with her hand while with her other hand she points to her lap and orders me to drop my pants and underwear and lie down because she has to take my temperature on my ass . That would be really great!

I would suggest Jennifer Garner, but seeing the previous post I could also go with Taylor Swift. Those long gorgeous legs!

Taylor says, “ Take down your pants and get over my lap. I need to take your temperature.” That would be hard to take, stated with a devilish smile.

Richard Gere

The nurse from police academy 2 in the body cavity search scene or nurse ratchet or carol from the show er or nurse Jackie.

Janeane Garafolo or Sarah Silverman. I think they both could be stern mommies that would hold me over their laps and keep the thermometer in until I've laid still.

Dakota Johnson.

Kate Winslet

I'd go for jennifer lawrence personally. Something about her seems fun.

For DoctorKnick

Very good Sarah Silverman as rectal temperature taker.

Here she is waiting for you on her legs to put the thermometer in your little hole!

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Kayley Cuoco

Dana Delaney circa Tombstone. Amy Adams, Anna Kendrick, and Natalie Portman. Jennifer Lawerence can watch while she plays with herself.

I'd have to say Barbara Eden. Yes, she's 92, 20yr older than me, but she has been my heartthrob since I was 12. She looks pretty nice for 92.

Maria Sharapova.

And can I return the favor ?

Mila Kunis. She was be dressed as a nurse and she would order me over her knees whilst shaking down a glass thermometer......

Alina Habba

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez

Tulsi Gabbard

Gretchen Whitmere

Kristi Noem

Megyn Kelly

Niki Hailey

I guess you’d say I might need one of these females to take my RT to check my “political fever”!

Very nice to have the rectal temperature taken by Hayley Mills, lying on her legs.....in the sixties!

Jennifer Anniston

Selma hayek,after the rectal temp i would have to do a very intensive exam of her boobs