I get a lot of mail from my Zity friends, and comments here about anal play with giant toys, deep fisting, and other extreme stuff.
I realize that what I do is potentially hazardous. Like free climbing, or cliff diving, I understand the risks.
My do or die attitude may well get me in trouble some day.
Please- If you want to play with the BIG boys, use some sense.
- Big toys are very expensive. You may be tempted to use things from around the house be safe. Particularly bottles. As tempting as they look- don't. If you must, a very thick glass champagne bottle. Eggplants are great. Very safe, and available any size. You can eat the evidence. Pop cans are a great, cheap plug. Only use full ones for Dog's sake.
- Never, ever play while intoxicated, or using drugs. You need to keep your wits about you.
- Never use anything to desensitize the area. You need to feel the pain to know when to stop...or go. When I was young, I used toothache gel a few times, and stretched past my limits. I was sore for days. I was lucky, I could have hurt myself.
- I find the best way to get something huge inside me is to squat on it. Hold onto a HEAVY piece of furniture, with dry hands. You really don't want to fall backwards onto these things.
- Try to have someone around the house while you play. They don't have to watch, just be there if you need help. If that's impossible, at least have your phone within reach.
- If you hurt yourself- Go to emergency. Don't make up a stupid story- Tell them what happened!
- After playing with the monster toys, don't plan on going anywhere for a few hours. A four inch gape is going to take it's sweet time to close back up. It will, but you may stain your clothes for hours after. A menstrual/incontinence pad will work well if you must leave the house.
- Please play safe. If your body tells you something is insane- it probably is- Listen to your gut instincts.
Have fun!