Well I looked in the frig. and saw that I had two hard boiled eggs. I was still wearing my diapers (yes I layer them for night time use by cutting slits in one so it flows into the other). I had not leaked a lot during the night so the first diaper was nicely damp, wet, and warm. I had to take the recycling to the center (which is about 30 mins away - so an hour round trip). I also needed to stop at the grocery store and pick up a veg. tray. Oh I also had some nicely firm bananas.
Well I had never tried pushing hard boiled eggs up my bum so I thought, If I push them both in and follow that up with one of the bananas and then go to recycling and the store that will surely make the trip very interesting. Oh further note I did also need to poop.
I peeled the eggs (being sure to get all the shells off) and the banana. I did lube my bum up with vasiline and rubbed that on the eggs. I wanted to get both eggs in without them turning to mush. I positioned the first one against my bum hole and applied gentle pressure. It took about a min. but slowly my ass began to relax and I finally felt the first egg pop right in. I got the second one and did the same routine. For some reason it did take my ass a bit more time to relax but finally it popped in too. I broke the banana in half and with gentle but firm pressure did manage to get all of it in without it mushing up - the same held true for the second half.
I pulled up my diapers, plastic pants, panties and black stockings. I then fixed a large container of diet coke, containing two cans. I had already drank a large glass of orange juice and two cups of coffee and also did need to pee. I did find that once the eggs and banana were in me the fullness did seem to put pressure on my bladder. I felt like I had to pee and could feel it dripping just a little bit.
The drive down to the center was ever so interesting. I could feel the pressure from the eggs bananas and poop and kept telling myself, "You have to hold it or you will stink when you take the recycling out, HOLD IT HOLD IT." Every bump in the road did make me feel like I had not only to poop but to pee as well.
Normally I have no problem at all in peeing my diaper while driving but even with a full bladder it seemed like I just could not. Maybe because I so did not want to poop my diaper. By the time I got the center I was feeling like I would lose it all. I did manage not to do that. I got out of the car and DAMN it was almost impossible not to shit myself but even with the slight gut cramping I manage too not shit.
I have found over the years that bananas are great for anal play. Once you get the banana or bananas in (yes I have managed to do up to four (eight halves) bananas a number of times. the bananas do seem to cause the gut to pull in water and the banana will over time turn into mush. I also find that if left in it does cause come cramping (probably due to the sugar content) and makes one really feel desperate (part of the fun).
I drove back and did stop at the store and got the veg. tray. I am sure the check out girl wondered why I had such a pained expression and waddling a lot as I left the store. By this time the pressure was oh so strong and nice.
I got home and still have all of it in me and am going out on the porch and really work on somehow peeing my diaper without pooping. I have done that before and yes it is very difficult to do one without doing both when the gut so wants to let go and the bladder is full.
I tried but no way to just let the bladder relax without the mushy banana and poop leak out. SO as I am not in the mood for pooping and the clean up after I am going to let all that out and try to not pee and then finally pee my diaper.
Be right back - Well I managed to let it all out - eggs and banana. The additional fun part in doing that was to catch the banana halves and eggs as they come out. The banana halves were both mushy and yet still firm in the middle. So I used them as a dildo and had lots of fun fucking my ass and feeling that wonderful feeling of so wanting to cum but so needing to pee as I did that. After that I used the eggs (both were still whole) and had a great time pushing them in - pooping them out - catching them - and doing that over and over again.
Oh one additional note for those that have a hard time affording diapers and plastic pants. If you keep looking in Goodwill you will often find diapers. I got 40 large size pull ups for 4.99 for the pack - so about .12 each. They are not great at holding but at that price I can slit two of them and put on a third one for less than .50 cents. Another thing I do is use the large kitchen garbage bags and cut the bottom corners off and pull them up and wear them instead of plastic pants. They do make nice noise when walking if you don't tuck them in to your panties. I do that often and enjoy the looks I get while shopping.
Well it has been fun while finishing this I have finally managed to release my bladder into my diaper. The fun part of this is setting down and feeling the pee try and flow out as the diaper is very snuggly pulled up tight.
Have fun playing.