Pet is all alone in his hotel room this weekend

For the first time in a quite a while, Pet is all alone in his hotel room this weekend and is looking to his “Zity friends” for advice as who to treat himself. All Pet brought on his trip is a blue 2 quart hanging bag. CVS and Walgreens are near. Any suggestions for treatments for Pet who hasn’t had a good cleanout in a while?

I suggest a coffee enema as part of your enema play time.

Go get yourself of Bronner's soap or maybe some J&J. I've sometimes found it difficult to find Ivory soap at the two chains you referenced. Of course, a nice bicarbonate soda enema is mighty relaxing. YMMV.