Spanked for Masturbating

It sounds like the parents in these accounts had no concept of normal biology.

And a song by Bob Rivers twisted tunes exactly about this.

Mama came in and she caught me one handed.

https://youtu.be/IyzKfk-kRgA

It sounds like the parents in these accounts had no concept of normal biology.

And not only that. They must also have been incredible forked-tongue, lying hypocrites pretending that they themselves never masturbated. Acting like they had always been so goody-goody virtuous when young.

Those kind of parents were probably taking out their own moral feelings of guilt from their own past failings out on their kids. Instead of giving rational explanations, it must have felt better to just whack all their frustration out on others who were too young and weak to fight back.

At the time of puberty, I discovered masturbation by accident. I woke in dry diapers but had an incredible erection. As I walked to the bathroom the soft diaper material rubbing me felt so good. I lent a hand to the rubbing that made me explode into my diaper. The event brought me to my knees and from then on I pleasured myself routinely while diapered. Mom would catch me and walk away leaving me to my privacy and masturbation. As big a LOON as Mom was, she was very liberal about pleasuring one's self.

They must also have been incredible forked-tongue, lying hypocrites pretending that they themselves never masturbated. Acting like they had always been so goody-goody virtuous when young.

Who is to say they did or did not masturbate…not I. To assume “everyone does it” is not correct. It is putting your own ideas and beliefs on someone else. In today's society there are those that have no desire for sex or sexual contact.

I believe my parents did, but then they never punished me, nor caught me, masturbating. We never punished, nor caught our children masturbating.

I masturbated from a very young age. I had no idea what I was doing, I just knew it felt good so I made no attempt to hide, I was just doing it in the middle of the living room watching TV. My father saw me and gave me a very hard spanking. It didn’t get me to stop, it just made me more discreet.

Who is to say they did or did not masturbate…not I. To assume “everyone does it” is not correct.

Every serious sex study from Kinsey, Masters and Johnson on reveals that virtually everyone masturbates at one time or another, especially in youth and especially males.

This is not my idea or notion, just something that sex studies show to be true. This is something that one reads about everywhere in research literature. Females are a bit less likely to masturbate. And even if some parents might be one of those incredibly rare and hard to find individuals who didn't ever masturbate, surely they knew it was a common activity.

I have no inclination to do so, but perhaps someone might set up a zity survey asking for members to respond who truthfully and honestly never ever masturbated in their lives. I have a sneaking suspicion few if any will respond that to be the case.

I was extremely naive - till I was about 15 I thought I was the only one who masturbated, and I believed I was strange for needing to do it. All my male friends denied ever doing it, and I foolishly believed them. As for women, I actually thought it was something they could not do and that they did not enjoy sex, doing it (sex) only to please their man.

I have no inclination to do so, but perhaps someone might set up a zity survey asking for members to respond who truthfully and honestly never ever masturbated in their lives. I have a sneaking suspicion few if any will respond that to be the case.

@Agracier agree it would be rare to find someone who has not masturbated.

Zity would be the last place I would expect to find anyone who has never masturbated…..zero….zip….nada!!!! Maybe if you qualified the poll to say “who has not masturbated in the last 24 hours….” 😄

@Nurse_Phillips :

That sounds like you took your father’s threat “Don’t ever let me see you doing that again!” quite literally. 😈

My mother caught me wanking once pre puberty (I must have been 10?), and a couple times after puberty—her habit of walking in my bedroom without knocking was sure annoying. She never punished me for it. The first time she was shocked and interrogated me if somebody had shown me that, the other times she was sarcastic.

She clearly disapproved of masturbation, but not to the point of prohibiting it. She must have known I was doing it in teen years, but never pointed out stains in pajamas or bedsheets. I think she had this idea that unless she saw it in the act, she could ignore it.

I think his mom said to “lock” the door when masturbating!

@Pecan_nutjob She must have known I was doing it in teen years, but never pointed out stains in pajamas or bedsheets.

I was naive, using a sock to cum into… since my mom did the wash she must have known, but never said anything.. knowing my mom who was very smart and up on things she must have thought it was normal and all part of growing up. Gosh, I was lucky to have her!

I was naive, using a sock to cum into… since my mom did the wash she must have known, but never said anything.. knowing my mom who was very smart and up on things she must have thought it was normal and all part of growing up. Gosh, I was lucky to have her!

My mother never said anything either. At the time I thought I was being careful, but naturally I wasn't. But never a peep or a hint or sly remark from her at all.

When our son reached the masturbating age, my wife started remarking on things that she apparently didn't have a clue about. Our son, for some reason used olive oil and my wife kept on getting worked up about olive oil stains on his undergarments and how quickly we ran out of the stuff. I didn't say anything at first because I thought, finally, something she isn't all the smarty-pants and know-it-all about. She didn't have a clue and I was sort of enjoying it.

But one day she became flustered and mad and wanted to confront our son about it after he came home from school. That's when I enlightened her and told her the olive oil was for lubrication. She was flabbergasted and stood nailed to the floor, mouth wide open. I couldn't help from laughing and that was that. She never said anything more on the subject.

All of this being said, the idea of being spanked for masturbating is a hot fantasy, though.

@sundaybrunch

All of this being said, the idea of being spanked for masturbating is a hot fantasy, though.

Women that masturbate 5 times in a day mostly definitely need a spanking 😁

I never got caught. I'm surprised I didn't. I did it all the time. Lived in a small house with no locks on doors. Usually did it in middle of night or in bathroom.

So I didn't quite get spanked for masturbating. I got spanked when my dad caught me masturbating, but that was because I had porn when I was 15. It was a hustler magazine. I stole it from my brother.

@DomGreekChi So the motive for spanking was having porn while underage?

So I didn't quite get spanked for masturbating. I got spanked when my dad caught me masturbating, but that was because I had porn when I was 15. It was a hustler magazine. I stole it from my brother.

Having a magazine sounds like a technicality. When masturbating, I suspect that everyone has porn on the brain … ha ha

@Pecan_nutjob Correct. I got caught being underage with porn. He didn't much care for the masturbation thing, but I never got spanked just for that.

@agracier Very true. I have to confess, I stole it from my brother. I don't know who was more pissed, my dad for catching me with it, or my brother when he found out my dad took it.