A few weeks ago I had to go to town as I needed a list of items. On that list I'd penned & highlighted - ‘ Chemist / Pharmacy’ , listed thereunder the words….look for Continental Bulb.
My first port of call was along the main Street as they had a good display of Bulbs of various brand names & a couple of el cheapo bags.
Lo & behold the joint had closed up shop….bummer ! Admittedly the last time I'd been there was around 4 Years ago.
Not impressed I headed off down the street where I'd once spotted some other “items of interest”...Again it was a case of “no joy”….not happy.
There was another chemist immediately opposite the one id just left behind, so i thought I might as well check it out too….Headed down the “dirty deeds” aisle & again it was a non event. Butt it wasn't all in vain , I'd bought a large tube of water based lube that I'd not seen before….read the destructions (as ya do) & noticed…made in NZ….safe bet, so off I went.
3 down,what's next ? Headed towards the town mall as I had to go there anyway. Upstairs was a new ‘'Open all hours" drug emporium, also known as a chemist. Things were looking up as I made my way across to the feminine hygiene section…Yay…bingo ! ….they had “ the goods”..sweet as...I thought. Unfortunately the choice was limited to some ‘Higgys’, a 1 litre plastic douche can with hose & 2 plastic cannulas , an inexpensive vinyl bag with accessories. Moved right along to view the latest in ‘ breast care ’ / home nursing items…..tasty in-deed !
Made my way across to the ‘rectal relief’ ( suppository ) section….oh lawdy me…oooh some serious display goin on there….So many choices, enough to make some poor buggers arse quiver.
Ended up leaving with a box of adult bisacodyls…not that I needed them !!!
Tailz from Downunder.