Glycerine suppositories Ineffective Fisting Prep

My wife gave me 4 glyerines this am before she went to work. Decent cramps and a rather. Only results were a Mega fart and expulsion of the suppositories. She even made sure to Nessle them against the wall, a fact that she tool maybe too much care to do.

That's been my usual response when I've tried glycerin suppositories. Bisacodyls are a bit better, but not reliable either.

Oh no. I buried a bisacodyl afterwords. It's burning now like a hot poker but I'm holding it. Still, those should have done the job. All I got was a measly fart.

She commanded me to take 3- 4 enemas later after I met her for lunch to ensure I was empty to take her fist tonight. I'm trying to oblige, but wtf?

I find that even when things such as suppositories and Fleet enemas don't work a couple of 2-quart soapsuds enemas knock the crap out. If you take 3-4 enemas (say 2 SSE, 2 water) you should be pretty clean.

Only results were a Mega fart and expulsion of the suppositories.

Depending on your diet and enema habits you may have what's called a 'lazy bowel.' If you do enemas and use laxatives a lot, sometimes your colon will get lazy and just not move things along on its own. Easily reversed- just lay off them for a while.

Also, consider trying liquid glycerin instead of the suppo's. Use a lube shooter syringe, about 10ml inserted deep. Stay close to the bathroom; much more effective in my experience...

She commanded me to take 3- 4 enemas later after I met her for lunch to ensure I was empty to take her fist tonight. I'm trying to oblige, but wtf?

Are the suppositories your usual fisting prep? I've never been fisted, but it's on my interest list. If/when we ever get there I don't think I'd trust suppositories for the prep - I'd be doing enemas - and if I'm doing enemas anyway I don't know if I'd bother with suppositories first. That might just be my bowel, where taking a suppository first tends to make it less cooperative rather than more.

I've never been fisted before either, but she has 4 fingers in the other night and I was anything but quiet. I'm on #1 of the series right now because she gets off in 2 hours. Nothing like a tube and a thunderstorm at the same time.

Series done. Phsew. If I'm not empty enough now, I'll never be.