Words/Phrases that Ruin Sex

What words/phrases have you used/heard during sex that really ruined it? Hypothetical answers too!

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A few of mine:

'Daddy' is something I hate, and will not touch you with a 10 foot pole in bed if you use it. Just reminds me of a bratty rich bitch.

I have a friend who had his dick called a 'pee-pee' while being given a hand job, and (according to him) he had to stop and just tell her not to speak until he came.

'Vajayjay' never been used with me in sex, but makes me roll my eyes.

'Willy' Just sounds childish.

I mentioned this one before, said with a very dry sense of humor:

Hey babe, what do you think about me going to the hospital and getting a rape exam? Do you think they'll find your semen in me? 😈 😁 😈 😁

Someone referring to my vajay jay as a "love tunnel." Makes me think of cars going in me lol.

In the middle of getting hot and bothered, she said "I wanna rape you." I'm not criticizing those who are into rape play, but it just killed it for me.

One I've never used, but hear it kills it for guys is "is it in yet."

Any reference to a real family member of mine.

. . . . Any reference to a real family member of mine.

You mean like, "when I slept with your sister/brother, she/he did so and so and it was really amazing...?" 😁

I said that to a couple of guys when I was younger!

It actually made the sex incredible creating competition between siblings.

Does this look infected?

I'm pretty sure I just pooped.

I'm gonna puke.

@SwitchableSusie : the guy I was seeing had a thing for my very attractive sister, which didn't bother me. But when we were in the middle of having sex and he said "hey, wouldn't it be great to have you sister join us," and he was serious, I was done.

If you had slept with the person's sister/brother, that'd be different.

Oh JR this is a good one !

Top one for me is bitch even more f@ucking bitch . " As in "oh yeah

take it you f@cking bitch " instant halt !

Cunt or twat , use it to refer to me or my vagina and you aint getting near it .

Who's your daddy ? That one makes me laugh out loud and even if you were saying it teasing I wouldn't be able to continue .

Did you cum yet ? Ummm if you have to ask I am sure its not going to happen .

I want to suck on your mommy boobs . Ok , I know I have mommy boobs , they fed 4 babies before retiring , I don't need you reminding me of why they look like mommy boobs .

When I'm done with with you your not going to be able to walk right for a week . Another laugh out loud moment !

And finally that I can remember lol) from a friend of mine who had a boyfriend that his last name was Johnson and he referred to his cock as Mr Johnson , one night as she was orally pleasuring him he said oh yeah baby make Mr. Johnson cum ....she instantly pictured his dad a very sweet elderly man and she could not finish the task at hand ! ???

Bridgette, those lines are hilarious!

I have to say the line about not being able to walk for a week has been said to me without any detrimental affects---because I use extra lube if it becomes necessary!

Who's your daddy? would just make me laugh. I'd probably fuck him harder.

Susie , would be a fun attempt ! Lol

Not technically a word, but snoring kinda ruins the moment.

"Wanna Fuck???" No not with you

"Your a good fuck". Glad you enjoyed it not going to happen again.

"I want a blowjob". Hope you are double jointed.

"Do you take it up the ass??" You first big boy.

I am not bitch, whore, cunt, piece of ass, or pussy.

Interesting discussion!! And very funny ladies!

We learn a lot!

"Wanna Fuck???" No not with you

When my husband gives me a look and says, "wanna fuck?" it works for me most of the time. It works when I say it to him too. We love mid-day quickies and rarely decline the offer.

These are some things that ruin sex for me...

*Smells smoke. 'Oh shit, did you leave the stove on again?!'

'I think your zipper is broken.'

'Daddy.'

*When my partner is trying out ties and wont quit being a perfectionist. 'I swear to god, it will be perfect if it is the last thing I do!'

*When mum calls

*Being called baby or doll

*When my partner expects me to give him a blow job when I'm blindfolded and not directly in front of him. 'Where the hell did you go?!'

*Hearing the people upstairs having sex too. 'Oh yeah baby, right there!'

'I just had spicy food! Lets bang!' 'Sure!' Suddenly stops midway to bomb the toilet with a stench that not not even the devil could stand.

*Choking on my own saliva while having sex

When my husband gives me a look and says, "wanna fuck?" it works for me most of the time. It works when I say it to him too. We love mid-day quickies and rarely decline the offer.

I should have made myself clear. That during my single days.

Besides my husband will never say Let's fuck", more like wanna mess around??

When the kids were little, "MOMMY".

Someone knocking on the door, then yelling in, "Are you home?" It usually brings on a very quiet time so as not to alert the knocker that we are home and having sex. Then we have to try, without success for me, to continue. Any one knocking on the door is distracting.

Any comment that is negative or is hurtful whether intended that way or not.

ie: Supper was nasty last night (why bring it up now).

You sound like your mother.

What you wore to dinner/supper/party was really ugly.

You sound like your mother.

Not only words to ruin sex, but in the above case to ruin a marriage. Had I ever said that a second time to my wife - once was a huge inadvertent mistake - it would have been grounds for a divorce. It was perceived as a huge and enormous insult of great magnitude. Ever see a volcano erupt? Me neither, but my wife gave a good impersonation ...

This didn't happen to me, it was actually my brother in law from my first wife. He and his wife were having sex, and she was a few months pregnant if I recall, (maybe more than a few) but they were like two dogs, any time anywhere was OK with them. Evidently he was a little "short" in the shorts and with her being pregnant the only way they could do it was doggie style. He was moving around and trying to reposition and she asked him if anything was wrong. Would you believe the dumb SOB actually said to her, "Yea, it's kind of like slopping in a scrub bucket!" Those two will be married 40 years next year and still together!