Toy chest

Anyone else open up your toy chest and feel like you are in a Pokemon episode..... xyz, I choose you! Lol

Not being a gamer playing the recent pokemon iPhone game or having watched it on TV, all I can say is I have no idea what you're talking about.

If you are referring to the idea that my toy chest is filled with numerous choices in which to chose to play with. Yes, I have.

Oh, so many choices, so little time.

All I know is that my toy chest is almost all butt toys.

I purged some old stuff I wasn't using, and my toy chest is still running over.

I have kept pretty much all my toys over the years. A few were for my wife but none seemed to catch on and into the chest they go. She still uses a vibrator that is a plug into the wall type with a wand head. Its very powerful in how it vibrates so it is still the reigning champ with her.

All of my toys are anal toys- I count any dildos as anal toys and I have a few of those. I used to have a Head Honcho masturbating sleeve. It was quite good but the jelly material slowly melted over the years and I had to throw it away. It was a good value for the money- about $20.

About the only masturbation things I've had were some of those Tenga eggs. They are ok but you can tell they are manufactured for smaller members. Not trying to brag, but I have blown a hole in the end of most of the 6 different ones I have tried. They do stretch, but apparently not enough. Everything else I have is pretty much ass toys as well. Out of the 4- 5 dildos I have, i don't think my wife has ever used them up front. They have been up both of our backdoors though. Hmm, that makes me wonder. If a woman has a dildo in the back and a penis in the front, it is called DP, but what (besides fun) is it called when I guy has sex with a dildo in his ass?

It can be a hard decision to choose what to play with today. So many different options - shape, size, feature it's hard to decide what to do today.

Not at all, I just have two choices, Mew 1 or Mew 2......LOL