Fuck Water.

I've never posted on a forum to just promote a product. For this one I had to.

I admit I bought it for the cutesy name. Their marketing works. I've also bought products with cutesy names that failed miserably in the real world.

This stuff is amazing. I bought the water based cause I was tired of silicone lubes ruining good panties.

This is the slipperiest stuff I have ever encountered. Much slipperier than silicone based. Any body from a complete novice, to a serious anal junky will love this stuff!

I just bought a purse size as a sample, but thank goodness they have a big pump bottle too. This stuff is going to get a workout.

We tried it yesterday with a real flesh and blood penis. The guy said it was amazing, and I immediately noticed just how slick it is. It lasted, and lasted (so did he, but that's a different story). If you are a bit afraid of anal sex, use this stuff first!!

This morning I tried it with a huge toy that usually requires some warm up, and it slid right in.

The stuff is just thick enough not to run, but not mushy like Astroglide. Coincedently, it looks just like cum. It's pretty cheap to, the purse size was ten bucks, and that's the most expensive way to buy it.

I'm glad sometimes, someone just makes a better lube....I've tried them all.

http://fuckwaterlube.com/our_lube/

After such an enthusiastic recommendation from someone as experienced as you, I had to order some. Amazon sells it. I bet you like how it works with the Magic Hand!

That reminds me of a comical lube purchase I made once at a grocery store. In addition to the big bottle of Astroglide I bought for immediate use, I also purchased four whole, uncooked chickens to cook for a dinner party the next day. That was my entire purchase--just Astroglide and 4 chickens. When I set them down on the checkout counter, it caused a scene. The cashier, a young woman in her 20s, started blushing and then giggling. That made her younger bagging assistant start laughing, and he blurted out, "What are you going to do with those chickens?"

I guess Fuck Water will only be sold online, but if I ever see it in a store, I'm going to look for something else to buy with it just for laughs. Actually, just buying it alone would be fun.

I use this lube in my office for anal training. It is absolutely the best out there.

You have an 'anal training' office?

😮

Among other things. Lol

My first bottle of Fuck Water arrived a couple of weeks ago. I tried it first with my wife, and the results were so good that we used Fuck Water to fuck for the next four days in a row! Unlike other water based lubes, Fuck Water keeps us very slippery until we're done. Our bare pubes and thighs effortlessly glide back and forth against each other with no loss of slipperiness--on one occasion for 25 minutes. No other water based lube we’ve used can do this. We always had to stop to apply more lube or use our bedside water-spray bottle to stay slippery. Fuck Water cleans up very easily too. The price is good for the quantity—easily less than $1 per normal fuck—slippery from waist to knees.

As an anal lube it works very well too. My fattest and longest anal toys slide in and out with surprising ease! It sticks to silicone. It’s the best water based lube that I've used with my silicone enema nozzles and my silicone colon tubes. Fuck Water resists being washed off or diluted, and remains slippery after a good bit of water exposure. I love this stuff. Now I have to be sure we never run out.

I’ll have to try that one out as I noticed I’m almost out. How is it for long term wear?

Also @drfistherass that gives a new dimension the phrase “step into my office...”

Do you simply just Google this or is there a special website?

Do you simply just Google this or is there a special website?

You'll never know until you try.