Once while at work I was going up the stairs when I heard female voices getting closer to the top of the stairs. Usually folks on the stairs will wait on the mid level landing for those going in the opposite direction to pass by. For some reason these two chatting ladies stayed at the top of the stairs. I hustled up the last level of stairs, to get out of their way, to find them crowding the top of the stairs. As I began thinking to myself 'how rude?' I felt my zipper on my jeans break open and my dick and balls coming out of my fly. Since I was wearing no underwear, it was all right there, in their face. Sort of. Neither broke their chatty banter and I continued to the nearest men's room.
Then at my recent follow up with my doctor, she asked about any aches and pains. I told her with some recent repetitive heavy lifting it felt like I had given myself a hernia on my left side. She asked to examine me. I was standing there, so I undid my belt and opened my button and fly. I let me jeans fall as I lifted my shirt up a bit. She finished putting on gloves and turned towards me. I stood there while recalling she had always done the genital portion of my annual physicals while I was laying down. (I always think that is wrong in some fashion, as gravity could help better find and issue if the guy is standing for that part of the exam.) She said something about my pants being lowered, so I bent forward, blocking her access, and lowered my pants down to my ankles. I stood back up and she started with my right side. She had me cough twice. Then moved to my left side, with two coughs again.
She then ushers me to the end of her exam table and has me step up on the stool. I thought she was going to repeat the exam with me standing up on the stool. She almost pushes me back while asking me to lay back do she can check me again. I lay back, lifting my legs as she pulls out the end of the table. I happen to look down and can see I am almost hard/erect. I start to worry she is thinking I am enjoying this too much. She repeats the exam with me on my back. She then twists and squeezes my testicles, which makes me jerk with pain when she examines my left testicle. She asks if I could give her a urine sample before leaving. I inform her I would try. She then proceeds to press all along my lower belly area, asking 'does this hurt? does this...?'
She tells me there is no hernia but I might have epididymiss or BPH type infection going on. She tells me to stand back up. As I do she walks away and removes her glove saying something about prostate. I couldn't hear too well with the paper crinkling. I turn and face the table and go to bend over when I see her coming back across the room. She stops dead in her tracks and I can tell there is something wrong. I quickly interject 'did you want to check my prostate?' she says no, not today and I can get dressed. She says in her mid room spot and asks if I have any back pain. I had my pants back up and was about to button them when I hear her question. I adjust my jeans slightly and my semi erect penis flops out of the fly. I finish buttoning and turn away from her. No big deal, right? I point to an area that feels very painful at times.
As I have one hand lifting up the shirt across my lower back and the other one pointing out the area on my back, when the exam room door opens. The nurse/assistant walks in! She looks down and sees my whole glory poking in her direction. The nurse says the next patient on the day's agenda is in the next exam room and needs to leave in 5 minutes. She again looks down at me, and then back at the doctor. The doctor says she will be right in with that patient. I finish sticking myself back in and buttoning up.